Griff & Si have a low opinion of themselves and their outlook on life in general. Why this is written in third person, I don't know. We are two pals that go back to early teenage years, with middle-age on the horizon.

If you, the prospective listener, have an interest in listening to two men, try and pod their way through an unplanned show, then we're the pod for you!

You can support us by simply.... well listening for a start. We're not asking for money. We're not that type of greedy pod, yet. We're just desperate, that's all. No, sod it - we're honest. We need, I stress, need listeners. And we will not sell ourselves out at this time.

Flat as a Fart is the middle ground descriptive way of how we...just are. We only hope you find it endearing.

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