SpitzenCorp Presents — In this episode you hear about some coal powered plants in Illinois that need to SHUT T F UP .Maya and Leah, who have both become metaphorically or literally riddled by a Creutzfeldt-Jakob-like confusion likely brought on by the compulsive overuse of screentime....overshare about their lives once again...and the results....are highly disturbing. But don't worry! This episode was originally broadcast to our highly exclusive text-only distribution squad on October 17....so most of the problems in this issue have been resolved.