Just B Rant: In the Hamptons, We Do Mugshots Differently

Just B Rant: In the Hamptons, We Do Mugshots Differently

Released Thursday, 27th June 2024
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Just B Rant: In the Hamptons, We Do Mugshots Differently

Just B Rant: In the Hamptons, We Do Mugshots Differently

Just B Rant: In the Hamptons, We Do Mugshots Differently

Just B Rant: In the Hamptons, We Do Mugshots Differently

Thursday, 27th June 2024
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0:12

So let's talk about Justin Timberlake. I

0:14

am going into New York City. I am going

0:16

to his concert. I am excited. Let

0:19

me explain to you there are ten people

0:21

in the world that I would get off my ass,

0:23

oh my god, and go from the Hamptons

0:26

by the beach in the sunshine into

0:28

New York City to see a concert. Let

0:30

me tell you what they would be. Alicia Keys

0:32

at the Beacon. I fucked that up and I

0:34

missed it a couple of years ago, and I'm still not over

0:36

it. Alicia Keys, I would get off my ass for to

0:38

see Justin Bieber. I would

0:41

get off my ass for to see Pink.

0:43

I have gotten off my ass to see

0:45

And some of these people are generational, like meaning,

0:48

I don't know if today I would go see Elton John

0:50

or Billy Joel, but there was a time that I would

0:52

go Lionel Richie. I fucked

0:54

that up too. I didn't go in Atlantic

0:57

City or Vegas. I fucked that up. Jayla's

0:59

a great concert. I believe I'd

1:01

have to go see jay Z and I'd probably

1:04

go see Beyonce if I had the tickets. But like not

1:06

the same as Justin Timberlake. For me because

1:08

the dancing and she dances

1:10

too. This is no I mean, Beyonce's

1:12

a queen. There's just something about Justin

1:15

Timberlake for me that's like, I know the music and

1:17

the dancing, and I think he's so incredibly

1:19

talented. By the way, if you've ever seen the mashups

1:21

he does with Jimmy Fallon, it's

1:23

like watching the Muppets buss like

1:26

all these heads everywhere and all these instruments,

1:28

and like, give the fucking guy his flowers.

1:30

We can get into his mistakes, but like, we're

1:33

gonna give Justin Timberlake his flowers. That's what

1:35

we're gonna do. Because he's talented. We cannot

1:37

negate in a person's entire career because

1:40

seven hundred years ago, when dinosaurs

1:42

were walking the earth, he did something that people don't

1:44

like with Brittany when gene outfits. Okay,

1:47

I don't know, it was a thousand years ago,

1:49

and I'm not belittling anything, but we are

1:51

not who we were twenty years ago. Kim Kardashian

1:54

is not in a

1:56

nude film or doing a sex tape.

1:59

Today. She's a businesswoman, and

2:01

I'm not who I was twenty years ago. Either

2:04

like Basta. So justin

2:06

Timberlake is not whatever he was with Britney

2:08

Spears. And by the way, Britney Spears has made some errors

2:11

in her life too. I don't listen to

2:13

anything about justin Timberlake as it pertains to Britney

2:15

Spears, like we are adults. He's talented

2:17

beyond measure. Okay, now

2:20

we get into the Hamptons. Now we get into

2:22

the alleged driving under the influence. The bartender

2:24

said he had one drink. Now I

2:27

wasn't with him. I don't know he

2:29

was stopped after did he have a drink before? Maybe

2:33

for argument's sake, he was at the bar, and I

2:35

know he's justin Timberlake. But if he was blackout

2:37

drunk with the bartender at the American Hotel has

2:39

served him, I don't think so. Those bartenders are

2:41

very familiar. This is not

2:44

like you're at the Marriott in Times Square.

2:46

It's a small bar where people know each other. At the

2:48

American Hotel bar, a lot

2:50

of stories have happened there. They're not gonna

2:52

serve someone blackout, so we're gonna just

2:54

keep eliminating. He took a picture. He didn't

2:57

look he looked great. Everyone loved it. But

2:59

he didn't look sober.

3:01

But I have no idea. Was he surfing, Did

3:03

he have saltwater in his eyes? I don't know. So

3:05

now we have a guy who the only proof

3:08

is that he had one drink. He has a mugshot

3:10

that's brought sexy back in mugshots.

3:13

Justin Timberlake has single handedly brought

3:15

sexy back in mugshots. Okay, we didn't even know

3:17

it was there, but it's there. And in the Hampton's

3:20

we do mugshots differently. But he's

3:22

an entertainer. I'm going to see it. And

3:25

let's chalk it up to a possible mistake.

3:27

Let's say he drank under the influence, and

3:29

people are saying it's a mistake. It's a massive

3:31

mistake. It's a tragic, grave, dangerous

3:34

error. It's a cautionary tale. What

3:37

I like about it is no one got hurt, and it's

3:39

the beginning, not the end. It's

3:41

the beginning of the summer. When people like

3:44

me who have children who are either

3:46

going to be on the road in an uber or

3:49

driving or at parties where

3:51

people are drinking, it really solidifies

3:54

for the parents too, the message

3:56

of drinking and driving, and people always think it's

3:58

people that are younger. You know, it's gonna be

4:00

teens. In college students they all

4:02

take ubers a lot, and it's the

4:05

adults. And I think about certain people that I

4:07

know that I know go out and have cocktails and get

4:09

in the car because the adults think they're invincible, the married

4:11

couples. When someone looks middle aged, they

4:13

don't look like they're gonna get a driving

4:16

under the influence. You think of like people

4:18

in college, But it really is a lot

4:20

of times people my age drink

4:23

so their tits fall off. Okay, they're

4:25

middle aged, they're bored, they're stressed,

4:28

they have bills, they have kids, they have responsibilities,

4:31

they're in the thick of it. Now, these

4:33

are the people that drink. I'm not saying college students don't

4:35

drink. If you're on TikTok, everybody wh's twenty two is black

4:37

out every weekend. I'm just saying people

4:39

my age give them a run for their money. Go to a middle

4:42

aged party and any called to sac you're

4:44

gonna see some fucking swinging, some drinking, some

4:46

edibles. You're gonna see some serious shit. So

5:00

justin Timberlake is a man who I think he's

5:02

middle aged, she's almost middle aged. She's married, he

5:04

has kids, he's wealthy, he

5:06

has responsibilities. But it was

5:08

a cautionary tale for people to not

5:11

not drink and drive, like one one

5:13

glass of wine, like that's it and

5:16

you won't have your judgment. So if you're planning on going

5:18

anywhere near alcohol, you have the plan in

5:20

place with other people, like a buddy system. You say,

5:22

it's your wife, your friend, everybody

5:25

get organized and you know, yes

5:27

there's Uber, Yes they're drivers, Yes they're

5:29

a taxis. Get a friend, you know. But I'm saying,

5:31

you got to have a plan. You got

5:33

to have a plan. But it's really easy to

5:36

get Lyft and Uber. It's so easy.

5:38

And nobody has any right to

5:40

have a drink if they don't have a plan

5:43

for how they're going to get home. Now, a designated

5:45

driver, a taxi number, a

5:48

train, a bus. I don't care,

5:50

walking, I don't care. But drinking and driving

5:52

you could kill somebody else, ruin your life,

5:55

ruin their life. The whole thing is just

5:57

a bad disaster. And the first thing that happens

5:59

this is a one And I am a woman who invented

6:02

the skinny margarita and has a

6:04

wine called Forever Young. You

6:07

drink and you lose

6:09

your judgment. So drinking

6:11

is a wonderful thing when in moderation,

6:14

when social, When it becomes something

6:16

that is dangerous, I'm against it.

6:19

So you're gonna drink and you're gonna lose

6:21

your judgment and you're not gonna make good decisions about

6:23

what the fuck to do next. You have to have a plan before

6:25

you have any alcohol whatsoever. It

6:28

will impair your judgment. So

6:30

I'm going to see justin Timberlake. I'm excited

6:32

for the concert. You know. I'm happy

6:34

this happened and no one got hurt because

6:37

everybody's more on alert and hopefully

6:39

it will save lives and people will be safer.

6:42

So it doesn't matter about the gossip. It doesn't

6:44

matter about right now for me

6:47

in my life, what happened or what didn't happen. What matters

6:49

is mine, yours,

6:51

and my daughter's safety. That's what I think about.

7:01

Let to the pasters,

7:07

to the after, Let

7:12

to the after,

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