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Action

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park. Media.

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Alright. Welcome to victory to Podcast. I

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am Kevin Connolly. I'm Kevin Dillon,

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and I'm I'm getting

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there. I'm dug out and I have to hold the button down every

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time I talk. Yeah.

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That's gonna be He's in a different room

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because I came in with a cold.

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Dylan. Yeah. Dylan's gotta bug in his throat. Yeah.

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I got a little cough and yeah.

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Right. So I don't feel like Great. Let's sort of grow,

0:37

but I think I got these

0:38

babies. I totally understand Danny, but I you

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guys don't have to treat me like a leper. I've never

0:42

felt so bad. I I

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was like, alright. I

0:45

mean, like, well, it sounds like you and I hug him a rash

0:47

lane. We we said Well, you

0:48

tried to hug me. I have to get off me too.

0:50

I don't know why you're hugging me.

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Connolly always touches Dillon.

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He knows. He's only human. I mean, who blended.

0:56

I

0:56

never realized how much I touched Dylan tonight

0:58

wasn't really so simple.

0:59

Everyone tries to do it. I even sometimes

1:01

touch myself Okay. I posted that

1:04

d k med cap picture from when he was on

1:06

the podcast, and Colin

1:08

was gripping Dylan in a such a strange

1:10

way and lots of people

1:11

notice. What on that? The d k madcap

1:13

episode? Yeah. We took a picture of the four of

1:15

us. If for some reason, you hugged him like he was

1:17

your long long He's trying to give me a reach around.

1:20

Jesus. Jesus. Stop

1:22

it with it. That only thinks she's

1:23

Jesus. Yeah.

1:24

We love to talk about that. We

1:25

love to talk

1:26

about I'm not gonna you know, I don't wanna talk too much. Yeah.

1:28

I'm like, I break got great mother of

1:30

Jesus Christ. And he's like, what? Yeah. You're

1:32

talking to me?

1:33

Yeah.

1:33

So for any winter doesn't know, Connolly just

1:36

came back from Amsterdam where he played

1:38

Jesus Christ --

1:39

Yeah. -- in a mood.

1:39

Are you allowed to say Jesus Christ? I didn't Yeah. You

1:41

did say Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. He's saying

1:43

a lot. Yeah. No. It was it was

1:46

it was a fun

1:46

experience. I went to Amsterdam. I was in Amsterdam.

1:49

I was there. I was in an output.

1:50

It's sold. Amsterdam is wild. You

1:52

know what? It's funny. One

1:54

thing about it, lost its luster. I was coming

1:57

back to customs. The guy's like, did you bring it to marijuana?

1:59

I'm like, no, bro. I can't marijuana

2:01

down the block. Why would bring it in for

2:03

men? It's an abundance. And by the way, when

2:05

I walked into this

2:07

podcast room, I was like,

2:08

Jesus. Who's smoking the weed in the ears?

2:10

III

2:11

took I I took another

2:12

Guys, the company is a donkey.

2:13

That's not You know what? Have I could tell

2:16

you something. It's a gateway drug. You

2:18

know, one second. You smoke gonna join next.

2:20

You're gonna be given Red Red

2:22

Out. And he's and he's out on Santa

2:24

Monica Boulevard. For Crack

2:26

Rock. Is that

2:27

the way you wanna end up? I understand. So

2:30

I'm stressed out about the live show. I'm not gonna

2:32

lie. I'm not gonna lie. I don't lie when

2:34

you were stoned. I like Kevin Connolly

2:36

stoned. I you're my For

2:38

life, even if you're angry. When you're

2:40

stoned though, you are you're like almost I

2:42

wouldn't say

2:43

sweet. Almost sweet. Let's

2:46

not get crazy. No. Yeah, man. It's

2:49

it's it's

2:50

stressful. The live shows just There's a lot goes

2:52

into it, you know. Tell

2:53

me what particular that you're stressed about. We wanna

2:55

discuss the actual performance. So far we believe that

2:57

merch I'm just gonna

2:58

be myself. Yeah. I mean, listen.

3:00

Here's here's the deal. Like, the merch is one

3:02

of those things where you don't wanna you wanna have

3:04

just the right amount of merch. Right? You don't wanna

3:07

have don't wanna undersell your merch, but it also

3:09

sucks if you're like, shit, we should've had merch.

3:11

Right? Well, yeah. You're trying to pull it out in the

3:13

closet somewhere and you pull it out as it

3:15

goes. So let

3:16

pull it out in the closet.

3:17

You whip it out in the closet. I

3:19

would like to know an update to decide

3:22

from merch and travel, which

3:24

we finally figured out today. I would like

3:26

to know a Jerry Ferrara

3:28

update. There's been let me just say to the audience.

3:30

There's been some rumblings that Jerry

3:32

Ferrara may show at the live show, but

3:34

for whatever reason, Connolly is the

3:36

only

3:38

conduit to Jerry Froome. He's the only one that

3:40

talks. Oh, I could give him a call. You should,

3:42

by the way. Right. But you're not, you know, at

3:44

Stacey, you're not the organizing

3:46

type, you know? No. I'm not.

3:50

Barely organized my own life. Right.

3:52

Jesus kept. That was sad. You okay?

3:54

No. No. No. I'm good. I

3:55

know you're having the problem with, like, two minutes

3:57

in the building. I mean,

3:58

that's Are we allowed to talk about that? No.

4:01

That's great. So Dylan's got

4:02

I mean, let's go through the evictions. Dylan's

4:05

got land tenant problems, you know.

4:07

So we'll

4:07

talk about that. Yeah. We will talk about after

4:09

the Oh, when it's ready to go update. Yeah.

4:11

I wanna talk about the proceedings. Well,

4:13

well, it's crazy for the

4:14

cherries, actually. What what you're feeling, Kevin?

4:17

Is it fifty fifty. Like, because I know I

4:19

would like them. Here's the thing. Of course, we

4:21

don't we don't like them there. I didn't mean like the three

4:23

of us. I mean, whatever. People don't like

4:25

right you're saying as a fan of mine and

4:26

dylan's, you would also like to see Jerry. Are you

4:29

putting yourself in the group with the fans?

4:30

Well, now I'm in the booth. I feel more like I'm not

4:32

really part of this. And the truth is nobody cares to

4:34

see me. I think they'd love to see

4:36

Jerry. I agree. And and Jerry's

4:38

just fun and and yelling, Jerry's good at

4:40

it too. So, you know, he's

4:41

great. He's great at it. So Horacio,

4:44

you'll take some pressure off you, Kev.

4:46

I'm serious. Yeah. No. Absolutely.

4:48

Jerry, I think Jerry being there would be a great thing.

4:50

You know, Jerry has to go early in the week.

4:52

So I think he's kind of hung up. Is he

4:54

doing something for the Super Bowl? He's doing something with

4:56

his I guess I guess

4:58

with his with his podcast or or or

5:00

whatnot, but he's like barely.

5:03

And I think it's a question of he's

5:05

hung up for a couple

5:05

days. I think we all gotta do our Super Bowl

5:07

picks. Right? Up there and

5:10

Yeah. That'll be fun. Yeah. We do we

5:12

have any outlet to take

5:13

it? So I'm just just wondering because we

5:15

always have Right. If we can go I have no idea if

5:17

we can go into the game. I am flying out Sunday

5:19

morning. I think that's I've done

5:21

I've done ten Super Bowls where I go for the

5:23

weekend and I'm out in my on my

5:25

couch by the time the game

5:26

starts. I have no interest in being at that

5:28

game. Really, yeah, live by the balls. If

5:30

you're

5:30

giants there, there should be in the whole different discussion.

5:33

You know? And I don't remember if you remember, but

5:35

Connolly and I, we went to the last giant Super

5:37

Bowl, which was awesome. In Phoenix, it took us

5:39

we sat on the runway for over two hours to get

5:41

out

5:41

there. It's I mean

5:42

And that was not in Phoenix.

5:44

That was in Indianapolis. No.

5:46

Phoenix. Columbus to that

5:47

one. Yeah. You were there. They weren't in the Super

5:49

Bowl after that. Am I right now? Like, with two

5:51

thousand

5:51

No. It's the Tyria catch. Yeah. There's the

5:53

Tyria.

5:53

Yeah. That was the first Super Bowl. Not the

5:55

second one, though. The second one,

5:57

you guys have so many Super Bowls. You guys

5:59

have so many

5:59

supposed not a joint colleague. Go ahead.

6:01

Just Well, good to see him silly. Getting a

6:03

contact time. I'm sick

6:05

today. You might be right. But

6:06

the giants win after two thousand seven,

6:08

of course, they did. Yeah. They won two. Yeah.

6:10

You know what? Two thousand and seven, which was

6:12

funny because, you know, now Chase Crawford,

6:15

who who we almost got to be in the Authorize

6:17

Movie, who's awesome. But we didn't really know who he

6:19

was ever. But Connolly and I were sitting in the

6:21

Super Bowl and he kept

6:23

going to the bathroom and I thought it was

6:25

Zach Efron and wanted to get a picture from my daughter

6:27

of Zach Efron. And I said, Conley, don't say because,

6:29

you know, Conley, when he's not stolen, then he has a

6:31

couple of beers, he's gonna he might start a

6:33

fight. So I'm, like, don't say an exact effort. I

6:35

need a picture. And then someone said, no. That's not Zach

6:37

Gaffron. Let's change Crawford. And then Connor

6:39

goes, hey. Go that way.

6:41

I I just said, take another route. Yeah.

6:44

I mean, if he look, if he he was getting up

6:46

in front of you, telling him that. By the way, I

6:48

was joking. I did. I love Chase. But you

6:50

know, if things are amazing. If you're in the

6:52

middle if you're in the middle of a long

6:54

row.

6:55

Right, man? Don't know how you gotta go. No. I

6:57

know. But if don't you alternate trips,

7:00

Like, go lefty one time, go righty

7:02

one

7:02

time. To be honest

7:03

with you, do the math in your head real quick. How

7:05

many people are here and how many Right.

7:07

But it's a soup ball, so there's no seeds.

7:09

I I say you take the shortest route every time. But

7:11

I he was dead in the middle is my point.

7:13

If you're dead in the middle, you gotta go She would

7:15

mix it up a little. She makes it

7:16

up.

7:16

Yeah. She

7:17

makes it up. Love him now. Yeah. He's awesome.

7:19

And by the way, you're very nice. I know you guys haven't seen

7:21

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7:23

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7:24

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I received

8:38

no phone calls from you guys this

8:41

weekend that I was mass shooting

8:43

less than forty yards

8:43

from

8:44

I hear about four people were murdered. Shit. Now

8:46

what? Three

8:46

others in critical condition. I'm

8:48

talking forty yards from my

8:50

house. And I can't confirm

8:51

this because I pulled it up on the side of the city. To

8:53

check the news. You can't confirm it. No. It's

8:55

a conspiracy that I'm making up. I've

8:57

been you could have

8:57

been exaggerating it, but it was super close

9:00

to they get the guy. And

9:01

I'm also not exaggerating that neither of you

9:04

checked in on me. Oh my god. I just

9:05

almost killed Dave's dog. I

9:07

mean, I figured I were I

9:08

think What kind of guy

9:09

almost kills a dog? So even I

9:12

I've always thought you've had it. Just a dog,

9:14

Doug. I am telling if Theo just

9:16

attacked my leg. What just

9:18

happened, Dave? He does that. He does that. He does that. He's

9:21

protecting Dave. He loves Dave

9:23

that dog. Said don't be mean like that

9:25

guy, Dave. So a guy

9:27

said on on was it an Apple

9:30

review? The guy said that? Well, he said that Doug

9:32

was mean to me and And what

9:34

do you say again? This is the most

9:36

ridiculous thing that's ever been

9:38

said that I diminish

9:40

Kevin Connolly who I just spent a year

9:42

working for free to try to make him a

9:44

superstar again in a pilot

9:46

that I diminishes acting

9:48

by talking how some of the

9:50

stories on Entros came from my own

9:52

life. Right. you kidding me? Idiot.

9:54

Who ever you are. You

9:56

fucking mutt. I mean, seriously,

9:59

I these are two

10:01

of, like, the greatest

10:03

actors I've ever worked with and I

10:05

try my best to work with them all the time,

10:07

but the purpose of this podcast,

10:09

I think part of it is to get deep

10:12

diving into how this show came

10:13

about. What happens? It doesn't diminish

10:16

anything about their performances. What time I don't I

10:18

don't know. Feel like

10:18

you diminished my performance. So it's actually

10:20

but other than that. I think every writer puts their

10:23

life experiences into a script. Oh,

10:25

right. The actor puts their life experiences

10:27

into the role in some

10:28

way. Oh,

10:29

he was saying that you basically take credit for

10:31

everything that I did acting wise. I don't think it's

10:33

me. I don't think you're feeding off of me. And

10:35

I you that's what makes you look better. It

10:37

does.

10:37

By the way, it actually does. Said

10:39

this a thousand times, I take no credit

10:42

for any of these guys acting performances. Of

10:44

course, I take credit along with

10:46

the other crew of us of casting

10:48

them. But once we cast them,

10:49

you know, obviously, I'm talking about our

10:51

entire cast. But our five core guys

10:54

There's not a single person on the planet

10:56

Earth that I would replace any of them

10:58

with, and they all they all crushed it.

11:00

But this guy.

11:01

Hey, Doug. We couldn't have done it without you, bro.

11:03

Obviously, you're not a mute, so it's like but any yeah.

11:05

I don't I don't ever feel like you certainly take too

11:07

much credit for my stuff. You know what I mean? From

11:10

anybody, but all I'm saying is to this guy

11:12

who who who then

11:13

is, like, contacting

11:16

Connolly to say that I blocked him. He still loves he

11:18

said Doug blocked me, but I still love you

11:20

and Dylan. He

11:22

said, I wish you would dylan the best.

11:25

You know, I'd like to come back, dog. Let

11:28

him back in. No. I'll never

11:30

let him back in. I wish him a

11:32

podcast. That's the tragedy that I don't have

11:34

that type of control, but look,

11:36

reason I want Jerry Ferraro there, and ultimately,

11:39

I'd be happy to to

11:41

chime right out of this thing. I think the

11:43

audience would love to see the three of you guys. I'm

11:45

well aware that I'm know, I just

11:47

try to keep things

11:47

moving, and I'm not the the the focus of

11:50

it. But I try to No.

11:51

You are. You're the focus. You are. You're I'm

11:53

gonna be lying behind the

11:54

scenes of how everything happened, but you're

11:56

the Howard Stern on the blah blah

11:59

blah. You're Robin. I

12:01

thought he was

12:01

yeah. I thought he was high pitched Derek. No.

12:04

I I like Robin. I

12:06

can be Robin. Wait. There's a little

12:08

guy too. Is that I consider who's a little

12:10

guy? I don't know. Eric

12:13

Eric be I we can't say that, but I think

12:15

he passed away, Sam. I

12:15

was gonna say, Dave, no, you're no,

12:18

you're fucking

12:18

Don't be me today.

12:19

Yeah. Stop me. Dave was making

12:22

saying words in there that he shouldn't have said. Alright.

12:24

So when Dave said the m word in today to the

12:26

office and forever anyone who knows this

12:28

reference, it was like Glen Gary Glen

12:30

us after the robbery. What what is happening

12:32

here? Things are people are moving shit

12:34

everywhere. Yeah.

12:35

I thought you were I thought you were leaving

12:37

or something. Back it up. No.

12:39

Somebody's renting out a couple of they're

12:41

renting out a couple of the office spaces. I mean, we have a

12:43

giant rent a room. You want hell. I

12:45

would love. I mean, this would be a great place

12:47

there. Yeah. I mean, I'd that come into Hollywood and be

12:49

able to crash in one of these

12:50

rooms? Or -- Yeah. -- or work? You know what I

12:53

mean? I'll be

12:53

still party and when you guys come in, I'll have,

12:55

like, a why don't

12:56

you read them a room? What would you charge

12:58

Bye. I always said, what

12:59

would you chew back first of all?

13:00

Thank goodness

13:01

of all. I should get a room for free.

13:04

My god. Thank goodness. There is no

13:06

shower at action park or that would be a

13:08

problem. I'm serious.

13:09

I don't need no shaken shower. Oh

13:11

god, he will leave the shower today. The guy's

13:14

coughing up a fucking I'm

13:16

scared. Hey,

13:16

come on. I'm not a lie. Come on.

13:19

Come on. You're great. You're

13:21

great. So but there was a lot of mobiles going

13:23

on. And what I understood is, I guess, this is where I

13:25

was leaving

13:25

apparently, this is Loon, which is an an edible

13:28

company. Is that what they are? They're yeah. They're they're a

13:30

high end cannabis company. So when you made the

13:32

deal with them, did you require them to

13:34

provide me with edibles? No. They like you,

13:36

Doug. Great. They like Loon. I like You

13:38

know it's funny. You know what? Why don't they like

13:40

me? And they just don't know what your what

13:42

your poison is. They came in tonight,

13:44

Lena came in tonight. Stug likes Stug likes

13:45

edibles. I'll look at a mellow. Yes. He does. She's

13:48

like, I'll look

13:48

at mellow sleepy one.

13:50

Right. We I think I'm sure Why how you

13:52

know, they'll help me sleep at night. They would be

13:54

happy to do these skeletons and demons.

13:56

It's hard to sleep.

13:57

What's going on going? How is the day

14:00

trading going? Are you making

14:01

You know, let

14:01

me I didn't I was driving in today. I

14:04

had a good day today yesterday. You

14:05

haven't been so rich. You haven't even checked?

14:08

No. No. I I was I was up like Yeah.

14:10

He's

14:10

up a couple points. I was up big, dude. Up a couple

14:12

points. Up a couple points. Up a

14:13

couple grand. Yeah. And I'm

14:15

finally in the green because it's been it's

14:17

been tough, but it's it's turned around.

14:20

Earnings are going on right

14:21

now. So I gotta

14:21

really stay home. And I should put our

14:24

money with you. I love that there are Dylan's

14:25

waiting I I think if you did, you

14:27

guys would be, like, be

14:29

up. You'd be liking it right now.

14:31

Right. I'd be liking it.

14:32

I I would like to like it. Hey, not buddy.

14:34

I'm not really excited about the earnings reports

14:36

for tomorrow. I think it's gonna be a It's

14:38

too

14:38

big. Oh, so the earnings reports come out, and that'll

14:40

that'll leave the shop stock that way. They have different

14:43

stocks report on different

14:44

days. Right. Tomorrow's a big one. So

14:46

Dylan,

14:46

you got Apple and many

14:48

Dylan, many smart traders do

14:50

not hold stocks into earnings

14:52

reports. So you're holding onto the into

14:54

the earnings Yes. But there

14:56

not always. Sometimes I wouldn't

14:59

trade right before the earnings

15:01

report --

15:02

Oh. -- just like keep one stock there.

15:04

So, like, for

15:04

instance, why did you hold on to whatever you

15:07

held on to Because

15:07

I believe they are undervalued and the getters just

15:09

go up anyway.

15:10

Wow. Okay.

15:11

Yeah. Alright.

15:11

I like it. I like it. I like it.

15:14

Speaking of, you know, really

15:16

cool shit, or I know I've been saying it

15:18

and you're gonna hear it soon. So it's not even gonna

15:20

matter. Our Spanish voices

15:22

are here. People

15:29

more. By the way, now I want a

15:31

couple of beers. That's great. I

15:33

mean, that's what it's gonna sound

15:34

like. I wish I could remember what I said on

15:36

an entourage. When I played the The Medellin.

15:39

Right. Yeah. The club. I mean, you

15:41

know, we're best at the Buddha.

15:42

That you know, Veritone cloned

15:45

our voices. Right? And so

15:47

they run it through a machine. The machine learns the

15:49

voice and they pick up on things called utterances.

15:51

And it might be an inflection

15:53

on your voice or whatever it is. I still gotta

15:55

give you more

15:56

material. No. You know what? We found it.

15:58

Yeah. I'll come in the room until we found it.

16:00

We found it. If I'm

16:01

not liking the inflection I wanna do

16:03

it again. So they had they

16:05

found the the

16:07

standard is four hundred and they they had eight

16:10

hundred utterances from us.

16:12

So all of our So let me bring it a little I'm

16:14

guessing you're really Great brother. And I

16:16

got that

16:17

one. Summation

16:17

of what's happening here?

16:19

Yes. Allegedly.

16:22

This company, Veritone, can take

16:24

any voice, and they

16:26

can take it where it sound where it is

16:28

our voice

16:28

essentially. Well,

16:30

it sounds

16:30

exactly like us. With our inflections --

16:33

Correct.

16:33

-- put it into any language and

16:35

use the dialect of

16:37

whatever that is. If if we're talking

16:39

about certain parts of

16:40

Spain, it could be a different accent. Is

16:42

this a publicly traded

16:44

company? Veritone. Yes.

16:45

They are. What's the ticker? It's

16:48

a very VLI. By

16:50

the

16:50

way, don't gonna come in tomorrow. I'm shorting

16:52

birthstone. But here's

16:55

here's the deal. If this works,

16:57

this is gonna work. I I

16:59

understand what you said. But I said this to

17:01

Connolly today because Connolly would like

17:03

to show this off at the live show in

17:04

Phoenix, Saturday, February eleven. That's where

17:06

I want you guys to hear it for the first of

17:09

my if anyone is old enough to remember, Haraldo

17:11

Rivera had a special where

17:13

he was going to reveal the

17:16

content Well,

17:16

he found Al Capone's vault. Right? Al Capone's

17:18

vault. Yeah. There's nothing in it. Right?

17:20

They marketed this for months, and then it was a

17:22

big live event, and they opened it with nothing. So

17:25

I have asked Connolly to hear this before

17:27

we get to Phoenix and he will not let me

17:29

listen to it because I I will be

17:31

blown

17:31

away. We talked about chat GPT,

17:34

I think, a little bit last week. Yeah. It's blown

17:36

me off. I'm actually I've been using that

17:38

too to try and trade with it. But

17:40

I can't it won't let me. They they're trying

17:42

to try to stop from doing

17:44

that. I mean, fair enough. Right? They answered

17:46

a couple of

17:46

important questions I had about

17:49

space. It's incredible stuff like that.

17:51

It's really It's very

17:52

conservative, though, your answers. I I feel like I've

17:55

found some pretty amazing things, but I I did

17:57

write to it. How can I get along better

17:59

with Kevin Connolly? And it made me a whole list. Impossible. Get them

18:02

high. Get them as high as you can. Get

18:04

them high as you can. I love it. Dylan is by

18:06

the way.

18:07

Veritone is Done

18:10

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18:12

They had a great week actually. Why

18:15

us? Why are they so excited about know. That's

18:17

one of the things. They heard my voice and

18:20

Doug Doug, that's that's Doug's biggest

18:22

hang up. And I'll I'll I'll be honest,

18:24

bro. III hear you. I would think

18:26

they said Joe Rogen. Joe Rogen

18:28

says, like, if they're so great, why

18:31

us? Well, because

18:32

Joe would get paid for that.

18:34

Right?

18:35

I mean,

18:35

he could. He could sell it everywhere around the world. The

18:37

the thing that I How about this? Starting February

18:40

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18:42

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18:44

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18:47

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18:49

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18:51

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20:16

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I am a believer, and I'm not scared. And I think It's

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Gonna be cool. We're we're

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gonna be able to sell, hopefully, ads

20:28

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20:30

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20:34

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20:36

it will work. Okay. I understand. They

20:38

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20:40

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20:43

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20:45

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20:47

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20:47

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20:49

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20:51

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20:54

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20:56

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20:58

Earth and play this around the world in those

21:00

villages with They would have to get they would have

21:02

to get licensing deals from all of the

21:04

friends and then go to Warner Bros. And it's a

21:06

bigger deal than now and down you and

21:08

doing it.

21:09

It's kind of fun watching someone else through your movies when you

21:11

overseas and you see some

21:14

guy doing your voice in

21:16

Spanish. Sometimes

21:18

the Spanish guy delivers a better performance than

21:21

done. It's actually more not

21:23

terrible.

21:23

You cut me deeper. But we can also

21:25

but we can also so go English to

21:28

English. So I could meaning

21:30

Dylan doesn't have to show up at all for this

21:31

part. I mean, it would be it it would no.

21:34

That would be weird because it would feel,

21:36

you know,

21:36

know. I could script

21:36

the whole

21:37

thing. It's actually amazing. We should do it live. All

21:39

of the sudden, got kind

21:40

of nervous about this, about having

21:43

I mean, they can't use my voice though. Right? You

21:45

have to sign off

21:46

on. Okay. What she did.

21:47

Yeah. I know.

21:48

But I

21:48

I totally owed your voice. I know

21:51

what I did for this show. Yeah.

21:53

No. I can't song. I don't know what I saw. I got

21:55

it. You little Kevin, you own the

21:57

rights. You, Kevin Dillon, own the rights to

21:59

your own voice. Alright.

22:00

Okay? Well,

22:00

I mean, I thought I had a piece of this show as well.

22:02

I mean, of course, of course, I haven't seen

22:05

anything. I totally owned

22:07

your voice, Dylan. You could have pornography

22:09

released, like any day now that's produced

22:11

by

22:11

Connell. You take it a pay? You

22:13

take it make you make some money with

22:16

it? Dylan, let me ask you a question. I mean, I

22:18

Dylan's not really a tech guy. I think that

22:20

I'm talking about I think the super tech

22:22

guy what do you what do you think

22:25

about this

22:26

technology. Do you think it's gonna be good?

22:28

Do you think it's gonna sound like you and I have

22:31

a large technology? Yeah. I

22:33

do. I I think it's gonna be good. And I think

22:35

they're already using using it a

22:36

lot. Some guys with great voices. You hear it

22:38

all the time. Right.

22:39

And what is it

22:42

called? To talk Yeah.

22:44

Take all those things.

22:44

Right. So Not a tech

22:47

guy. What do you call that thing?

22:48

So but you're a tech guy, so you're sitting

22:50

on, like, on YouTube a lot. Right. You'll

22:52

hear some of those great Alright. Voice guys. Voice

22:54

over guys are are doing everything.

22:56

And I'm like, no way is this guy

22:59

doing all of this? They must

23:01

be using it.

23:01

So, Dylan, you believe that

23:04

soon, soon, maybe even

23:06

Friday. You believe that you

23:08

could say we could do this whole podcast that within a week it

23:10

could be in every single language with our

23:12

voices that works where

23:14

people in those countries

23:16

think our accents are good and that it's us -- Too big.

23:18

-- too too big. I think you

23:20

know what? I think we could do

23:23

our English problem. I don't know

23:25

how the translation's gonna go. It's

23:27

a Spanish and Italian and

23:28

French. I I don't know. So just

23:31

FYI, we're right now

23:33

we're we're just learned for Spanish. Like, you

23:35

know, the the next one is a request. Like, if

23:37

we decide, like, hey. I would like to do yiddish. Is that possible?

23:39

Well, that's what I'm saying. You know, because it it is a thing.

23:41

So you have to

23:43

hassa. You have to pick and choose

23:45

your your battle with

23:46

the words. You still Maybe French.

23:48

Maybe French. You can't

23:50

talk about our audience. Good Yum!

23:52

Get you until Yiddish. Yeah.

23:55

You speak as a big Yiddish. You haven't been

23:57

saying so much Yiddish stuff on the

23:58

show. I loved it. I would

24:00

like because what they say they can do, and we have

24:02

a nice Australian audience. And I love

24:05

Australia, which by the way, we need

24:07

to respond whether we're going to

24:09

Australia or not. So we'll talk about that off air.

24:11

I don't wanna humiliate anybody. But

24:13

what if we could do this podcast with with

24:15

proper Aussie

24:16

accents? That be quite nice. I

24:18

don't know. I

24:19

don't know. I don't know. I don't

24:21

know. I don't know. Right

24:23

now, How is overwhelm? So the yeah.

24:25

I'm over I am overwhelmed. I know another

24:27

joint. Oh, shit. No. But

24:29

I think I think we're gonna we're gonna

24:31

turn that little because I

24:33

we're gonna turn the little segment loose at the

24:35

live show. It's you guys are gonna we'll have

24:37

to wait to hear it. Yeah. I'm not gonna play it

24:40

obviously. So if I'm playing

24:41

it, you can assume that it's good. You can wait.

24:43

Can you wait, Doug? To to

24:44

do it Like, let's say,

24:45

you know I you know, let's say, you know, I'm

24:48

sitting on the the I wanna make

24:50

mine better

24:51

I wanna sit down in a room and give you

24:53

more They already have it. I know, but I don't know

24:55

if it's I don't know if they got what I'd

24:57

like to give. I think I think

25:00

think you're looking at it the wrong

25:02

way. Like, it it's a computer that,

25:05

like, needs x amount of things to learn

25:07

your

25:07

voice. And we gave them those things.

25:09

Mhmm. So when you did your when you

25:11

did your did there? It has that

25:13

when you Right. Right.

25:17

Interesting. I by the

25:18

way, they have the really. Yeah. Like, I

25:20

would like to say this.

25:22

And

25:22

I'm not stressing anybody out because I

25:24

know Dylan is a master of

25:26

The moment, I'm a Prep

25:29

guy. I would like to be

25:31

somewhat Prep for this live show,

25:33

whether three people show up or three

25:34

thousand? Right. So would not like to

25:37

hear for the first time this this

25:39

thing that you think is

25:39

gonna change. But that's only four

25:41

men. That's only four men. That'd be great. And

25:44

also

25:44

two, I'll I'm like a DJ. So if I feel it, I'll

25:47

I'm gonna play the crowd, bro. Are we gonna let

25:49

me ask you guys a question. This is no offense

25:51

to anybody, and this is not pointing fingers at

25:53

anybody. Are we gonna do this show

25:55

sober? Both shows? Yeah. I am.

25:56

Yeah. No

25:57

drinking. No stoned in nothing. Nope.

26:00

Because I think that's scary. I don't Yeah. No.

26:02

No.

26:02

Weeding crowds is not gay. Well, the one in

26:04

Long Island, I was I

26:07

was Right now, I'm I have a cold. I had the

26:09

flu when I did that

26:10

one. Yeah. So I just had drank

26:12

to just have energy.

26:14

Right. Alright. So we're going we're going dry. We're going dry. I

26:17

don't know. It's constantly excuses.

26:19

We're going dry. And then I

26:21

got a high up pizza. Then I I ate too

26:23

many. Remember they had that despite

26:25

the beat. So but that show,

26:26

but the show was over after that. And by

26:28

the way, Billy, you you were

26:31

a, as I've said before. You were phenomenal

26:33

and b, you're the crowd favorite. They love you

26:35

no matter what you do. But Dylan, you know,

26:37

he had a couple of cocktails. He was fine,

26:39

but I had to walk off the stage and

26:40

pissing. I know. That

26:41

was nice. You know

26:43

what turned around. He was

26:44

gone. He went to the bathroom. Hey, man. I was, of course, the

26:47

audience loved it. I was so anxious because they

26:49

thought it was part of the show. Well, that is part of the

26:51

show. I don't know if anyone

26:51

noticed. I mean, I went I had

26:54

a complete panic attack because I I

26:56

really didn't know what to

26:57

do. And the amazing thing about the

27:00

What did we do? I don't do the bathroom. No.

27:02

We we we sat on the stage and stared at

27:04

each other. I'm like idiots. Oh.

27:06

I'm sure you guys got We

27:08

must

27:08

have. We must have.

27:10

Our reviews were amazing. We got

27:12

Listen. It was a green light. A lot. When you

27:14

gotta go in there, just be yourself.

27:16

They they love us. Yeah. But

27:18

I'm about to give them a lot of love too. Here's what I think we should

27:20

do. The only thing we should we should

27:22

schedule is we should each pick an

27:24

episode that we wanna talk about our

27:27

highlights

27:27

of. Oh, why don't we why don't discuss that right now? What

27:29

episode if we said, what episode

27:31

would you like to discuss? You got one that

27:33

comes to

27:33

mind? Yeah. Right away. I'm

27:36

gonna do I'm gonna do the difference between

27:39

a a fun episode and a good episode.

27:41

Like Hawaii was the most fun.

27:44

The mushroom was the best,

27:46

but it was the hardest to shoot. Like, that's what I

27:48

wanna talk about. I wanna tell a couple stories about,

27:50

you know. Alright. The difference in the workload. And

27:52

it was such a great multiple

27:53

episode. No. It's it's So it sounds like I

27:55

mean, you're taking so much. I guess, I

27:57

gotta

27:57

pick three episodes now. Now I gotta

28:00

pick three. What

28:01

do you think? I

28:01

was gonna go with one. I thought we're just gonna I would go with

28:03

the grandkid. Right.

28:05

But I had a great story

28:06

line. Thank you, Doug, for that. And

28:08

the way, that's

28:09

Arizona time. It'd be great to

28:10

talk about your trip there and everything. That's right

28:12

now. Yeah. And

28:13

also, which is Nevada, actually, bro.

28:15

I the other thing that was in Grand Canyon

28:17

is in our out of it, but we were in Nevada. Wait.

28:19

What do you mean? Well well, we've we've

28:22

I flew into Nevada when we took the helicopter

28:25

and believe part of the

28:27

Grand Canyon is in

28:27

Nevada. The fourth very

28:29

first right now, but I I didn't If

28:31

it was, I thought that we were in we

28:33

were on the side of

28:35

the canyon on an Indian reservation, which

28:37

now they have that glass walkway out there. Yeah.

28:39

They hadn't even built it yet. I'd

28:41

love to see it

28:42

now, but we saw them building it.

28:44

Wow. But I believe that's Nevada. Did you

28:46

join These

28:47

are the Maybe we'll get Dave

28:49

to check into that. These are the stories

28:51

Right? He should have already had that information.

28:54

These are the stories that we should talk about. I

28:56

also don't think it's interesting that you guys shot a version

28:58

of you drinking and driving, and then

29:00

they cut it. Right? Didn't you shoot Where are

29:02

you driving the Cadillac trade in? I don't

29:04

know. They cut it. They cut it.

29:06

Look at my crying. Driving.

29:09

My career's over with

29:11

a bottle of whiskey. Doug,

29:13

you were there that night. Right? No. Because

29:15

I know you missed the the you didn't you

29:17

weren't able to go to the Grand Canyon Park.

29:19

No. But we we had everyone on that

29:22

car in the dark and they had cameras

29:24

in my face and light. I couldn't

29:26

even see the road. That car was a piece of

29:28

crap at that stage. The body

29:30

was great. Look at it. It had had no brake look

29:32

great. Had no brakes, couldn't

29:35

steer. It it steered like a boat, man. There was so much

29:37

play in the wheel. And I was like, I could

29:39

kill someone. People are hanging off. There's,

29:41

like, fifteen

29:43

you know, crew members hanging off this car right now. Yes.

29:45

I could go off the road and just kill her.

29:47

I am sorry that you went through that, but I was

29:49

busy in a Nevada casino that

29:51

night. You know,

29:52

or so unprofessional. Dylan,

29:55

you're, like, one of those actors though

29:57

that if I'm gonna take somebody behind

29:59

the wheel, I'll go

30:00

I'm a good wheel man. You're a good wheel man.

30:02

You know cars, like, still in

30:04

those, you know, safety situations.

30:07

I'll take you behind the wheel.

30:07

Alright. So I was tapped on it. It was

30:10

after that scene.

30:10

I said, hey, gosh.

30:12

You gotta get this car in fucking

30:13

better. We need brakes. We gotta get this get

30:16

the play out of the steering. Right.

30:18

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30:18

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30:19

gotta fix the alignment in this series.

30:22

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32:45

I may talk about the Vegas Sundance

32:47

episodes.

32:49

Well,

32:49

that's two episodes. Well,

32:50

just No.

32:51

I gotta take pick another one. No. You don't have to.

32:53

But I think the traveling is is

32:55

you know, the whole experience of what

32:58

we

32:58

had, I think that'd be a Yeah.

32:59

That's cool. Those Anyone in the audience who's listening

33:01

and hopefully buying tickets from

33:04

Phoenix, but let us know what you wanna hear us

33:06

talk about as soon as possible because we

33:08

have to we have to get this

33:09

rolling. What

33:09

I think we should do is

33:11

we should say,

33:12

let the fans pick what

33:15

episode we wanna cover

33:17

or pick multiple

33:19

episodes.

33:19

IIII think we have to

33:21

say Yeah. They could all they could all kinda

33:23

I don't know. Right. We no. We we could take that

33:25

we should. We should take some some of that into

33:28

consideration where people are gonna be there, what they wanna

33:30

hear about. What I'm saying is I found over the course of

33:32

a couple live shows that we've done, it

33:34

can be hard to deep dive in an episode with

33:36

regards to

33:36

storylines. Yeah. I mean, So,

33:39

like,

33:39

somewhere we haven't even seen it so long. Like,

33:41

the Grand Canyon, like, if you're gonna talk if we're talking

33:43

about the Grand Canyon, like, talking about what you're

33:45

talking about, that's the kind of stuff you wanna talk about

33:47

in the

33:47

episode, not necessarily I mean, people want the

33:50

different story lines behind the scenes. They wanna hear that. Friendships

33:52

and all of that stuff that was going on while

33:54

we're doing it.

33:54

But, like, I love that. I didn't I didn't even know that

33:56

That's the kind of story you wanna tell to. I'm

33:59

excited. Saturday, February eleventh, stand up

34:01

live in Phoenix before we go. Oh,

34:03

we

34:03

got a few things. We got a few things.

34:05

Okay.

34:05

I was the the film festival seems like I haven't heard

34:07

a word about it. Yeah. No. Well, you I was in Amsterdam. By the

34:09

way, I got you guys take you see, you take my

34:11

other grand that I go away

34:13

for five days. And and it's like, Film Festival's great,

34:15

bro. We're banging February six is the last

34:18

day, and then we're gonna and then we're gonna put them

34:20

all

34:20

together. We're all gonna vote on them. I've been down with

34:23

that stock tip sent me this video. One one of

34:25

the films that I I've only

34:28

been privy to a couple of films so far

34:30

because Conley's holding

34:32

it back but it was so sick that I couldn't believe it. And

34:34

Stockton just sent me it. The guy shot it in his

34:36

living room and the whole thing was done with

34:38

special effects. I mean, are that a photographer who's

34:40

in

34:41

any winning nominated cinematographer was like,

34:44

oh, they did this

34:44

like this, this, this, and then I sent him this just

34:47

now, and he was kind of blown away.

34:50

I mean, how the hell did this guy do this in his

34:51

apartment? And I think it

34:52

looked like a crowded

34:53

bar with gunshots. I don't know. I'm I'm

34:56

pretty blown away. Listen. The JSX

34:59

Queens Boulevard Film Festival has been

35:01

a blast. It's fun. Yeah. Here's what I

35:03

wanna ask you guys, and I want you to think about this

35:05

because it's something one of the things

35:07

we've done, it's twice now with our film festivals,

35:10

mistakes that we made, is that we've been

35:12

not not loose. Right? It's like, hey,

35:14

be as creative as you can. Right?

35:16

So we said you either do, you

35:18

can do a scene, you can do a

35:20

trailer, you know, whatever you want. Just

35:22

your imagination of Queen's Boulevard. The only

35:24

thing you have to say is whatever. I am

35:26

Queen's Boulevard. Yeah. We'll give him So would

35:28

you give more credit to a movie

35:32

that felt like a

35:34

trailer? Like, it was an actual trailer for a

35:36

movie or a trailer

35:38

that was just sort of cooler looking and

35:40

better. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't

35:42

think I think it could be either. It could be, like, a show show show show show show show show

35:44

show show show show

35:45

show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show

35:47

show show show show show show show show show

35:47

show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show

35:49

show show show show show show show show show show show show for the movie

35:49

and it

35:52

acts actually feels like a trailer for a movie that exists.

35:54

Does that give more puts does that give more points

35:56

for

35:56

you? Yeah. Right? To me, it's whatever

35:59

hits me. You know? Whatever

36:01

it is. I mean, the the technical aspects of that

36:04

one that I saw were pretty cool

36:06

storytelling and it were

36:06

awesome. So that that to me is Whatever.

36:09

Look at that plastic bubble, and he's

36:11

behind the glass. He's wearing

36:14

sunglasses. He doesn't wear hat anymore because

36:16

his hair

36:17

He's quoth. And he does have a quoth. He does

36:20

have a quoth.

36:20

That's a that's

36:21

a nice quoth, Doug. Oh my god.

36:23

Doctor Zearing could

36:24

take care of you, get like that. Can I run my

36:26

fingers? Three year old. It will look like

36:28

Connolly like that. You will look like Jesus

36:30

like that. That is zero. By the way,

36:32

we didn't really talk about this.

36:34

I think I saw a picture of you as

36:36

Jesus, and you look great. Yeah. I mean, you know, it would You look

36:38

like the holy one. It's one of

36:42

those It was one of those things that just

36:44

it kinda it kinda came out of

36:45

nowhere. God knows how many people pass. Jesus knows. Right?

36:47

Jesus knows how many people pass. He

36:49

picked the ante

36:52

Christ. It took Christ. It took so

36:53

long

36:53

Christ. It was it was it was kind of a last

36:56

minute thing, but I went in and I had a blast. And,

36:58

you know, that's one of those things where you can't really go

37:00

halfway with

37:01

it, you But it's tricky because you've trimmed your beard since. Right? I

37:03

did trim my beard since. So that was all your

37:05

beard. That was all that was all

37:06

natural eyebrow. True. Well, I want every

37:08

gorilla. This guy's

37:09

gorilla, is it he?

37:11

Wanna say something without diminishing

37:13

Conley and that

37:14

guy who thinks I pick on Conley. But

37:16

everyone's reaction to a man

37:19

when we said Conley was playing

37:21

Jesus was

37:21

like, and I said it last

37:24

week, I I started

37:26

sadly after a couple of edibles I went

37:28

to sleep. And Connolly entered my

37:29

brain, and he kind of just don't ever let him in

37:32

there. He morphed

37:32

with, like, Jared Leto, and I

37:35

could seize the eye. And

37:38

then he said I say Jesus a lot. He

37:40

may get in trouble. He sent me a picture

37:42

from Amsterdam and all of

37:44

the people I know I wasn't supposed

37:46

to send it in. It'll never go anywhere. But all the

37:48

people who were laughing at Conley and making fun of them,

37:50

always too

37:50

little, he's too big, he's too bad. I

37:52

sent them the picture, Carly, and everyone was like, Jesus. Like,

37:55

it was I I looked I looked

37:57

they did a good

37:57

they did a good joke

38:00

in

38:00

music,

38:00

And by the way, you would be a regular human being back

38:02

then. Yeah. You know, there there was by

38:04

the way, they're very tall. There was a

38:08

few moments was a few moments I was

38:09

saying, wow. Okay. I'm a sure Jesus. Yeah. I'm a sure Jesus. Yeah. I understand.

38:11

They're all shocked. They they shot me different. But is

38:14

it, like, like,

38:16

honey, I shrunk the kid. Everything else is

38:18

just made smaller? Like, the cross? Is it

38:20

smaller? I might have I might have

38:21

been on an Apple box at two. A couple

38:24

manmakers involved. Camp. A couple

38:26

manmakers are I can't let you see this, though. You looked

38:28

at I I'm serious. And again, now it's

38:30

a comment. This show is

38:32

super dark. Wait. Let me just

38:34

see. This show, like Audra Raj, was

38:36

about friends who bust on each other.

38:38

So to that jerk off who

38:40

says I make fun of Connolly,

38:42

I fucking I'd kill for this

38:43

guy. God, you know

38:43

what you got jail from, but I would kill from if I'd

38:44

get away with it, a hundred percent. Come to

38:46

the kingdom, Doug.

38:47

Come to the kingdom. Yes.

38:50

You got a lot of anger. What else can we

38:52

talk? By the way, I I had this 1II

38:54

wish I could talk whatever. I'll I'll

38:57

I I screwed up a lot

38:59

of it. Well, I said blessed and

39:01

it was blessed. Well, obviously, I said

39:03

blessed is the yeah. There was, like, a

39:05

blessed in there. And I and I watch. I was like, can I see

39:07

that back? We got it in the wide. But, like, I

39:10

you blew your

39:11

close-up. I was and I I missed that

39:13

in the in the close-up. So

39:15

did you did

39:17

you just forgot to say it? Or

39:19

No. I said blessed. You're redeemed. I don't

39:21

understand now. Isn't it?

39:22

To fix it and post estate. Wow. You're

39:24

not doing you're not You're not performing my

39:26

wedding nuptials.

39:27

No. No. I will not be performing your wedding. That

39:29

was something I

39:30

wanted to talk to you about last night too. Last

39:32

thing. And then we we do have to go because

39:34

Why why are we gonna? Has anybody Dylan needs rest? Then I need lunch. But

39:36

and I got I got Ted Fox, you know? Time

39:38

need to talk to him.

39:39

Doug, you can head out, Dylan and I'll just get

39:41

away. Coming up. He

39:44

did a podcast

39:44

before us. He doesn't want he's dumb. No. I need to talk to

39:46

you about this because Sarah decides last night, and

39:49

I I have a rule.

39:51

I don't think you bring up stressful

39:53

things after nine thirty at

39:55

night unless it's a pending

39:56

emergency. Good

39:57

call. I like that.

39:58

I'm in almost REM sleep. And

40:01

I had an

40:02

Heavy heavy edible. No. Sarah

40:04

wants to talk about what happens

40:06

to our baby, if something happens to

40:08

Sarah Knight. Who's the

40:09

guard game teller?

40:11

I'll take care of that. I got the

40:13

baby. And I'm like and I thought that

40:15

the funny thing was I was like, well, Connolly

40:17

and Dylan, they're they're they're close friends of mine,

40:19

but

40:19

Yeah. I've raised my daughters.

40:21

I know what I'm doing, bro.

40:23

I I like to visit, you

40:26

know. I'd like

40:28

to visit. You don't want an instantaneous other one because I want you to know Ted

40:30

Foxman who's who Sarah brought up.

40:32

She didn't bring up Connolly Billing. She did.

40:34

What about

40:36

the Foxman's? And I was like, what are you fucking crazy? You don't you

40:38

don't call up a guy and go, hey, if

40:40

something happens, so she wanna you want

40:42

eighteen years of my

40:43

child? I mean, that's Hey,

40:45

Ted.

40:45

But Ted volunteered this morning on the

40:48

ramble on podcast. Ted, I wanna put you on the spot, but

40:50

if something happens to

40:51

me. Is there is there a Jewish version of

40:53

a godfather kind of thing? Or Well, that's I mean, the godfather

40:55

is essentially

40:56

the guardian, I guess, if if you

40:58

really go down that road and

41:01

I mean, I don't I don't know if you've thought about that. I

41:03

guess you're you're lucky enough that you have Zulai

41:05

as young parents, but I don't I

41:07

don't have anyone in the

41:09

vicinity. So Foxman might be

41:11

Dark.

41:11

I think Luke Luke is gonna have

41:13

to look out for his By

41:15

the way, yesterday. Actually, I didn't think about

41:17

that. Luke,

41:17

imagine he's like, well, I'll help you out for

41:20

all the worry about. I hope you Yeah. I hope you're like, hey, listen to the the

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the live show? I hope so. You of

43:22

a a pie frat

43:25

And all the rest of the frets, we need you to

43:27

show up and be loud and scream and and

43:29

love the

43:29

show. So hopefully, you

43:31

guys are allowed to And we we actually

43:33

encourage it. Perfect. Now want the audience to get nice and toasty.

43:35

And I want Dave to

43:36

be, like, selling the merch. You know

43:38

what I mean? Like, not just standing

43:41

there, a busy

43:42

one. To a real transition. Stock tip Dave.

43:44

Stock tip Dave. I'm talking about the live show.

43:46

I want Dave to be selling. Put it hold

43:48

the shirt up to some guys have messed Tell them how to

43:50

look great on

43:51

you. Right? He's a salesman. He's gotta be selling.

43:53

We gotta sell out of the merch. We're gonna sell out

43:55

of merch. It's gonna be maybe We're

43:57

gonna have a good time to come out here. I hope we have some new stuff. I

43:59

mean, I don't know yet. Oh, we got some new stuff. Probably, what if

44:01

you give

44:01

him a little incentive commission

44:03

wise? If he goes above

44:05

and beyond at certain level? Well, we should be able to just

44:08

sell all the merch. You know? I

44:10

mean but yeah. I think it'll

44:12

sell itself.

44:13

It'll I think that it hurt itself

44:16

itself. No. It's gonna be great. By the way, we should

44:18

also

44:18

I just thought it was. Mike

44:19

Young opening for us. Stock tip should have an

44:21

iPad with God forbid. We

44:23

run out that he can just, hey, here it

44:26

is. It'll be sent to your

44:27

house. Give me your credit card. You'll have it in a week.

44:29

By the

44:29

way, that's good. Yeah. Good idea. Could do that. Good idea.

44:31

I never

44:31

was in sale. How about that? There you

44:34

go. Boom. Oh, guys. Wait. Hold on. Alright. No. Go ahead.

44:36

Yeah. No. No. No. We know when we're

44:38

not

44:38

watching. We know just go out. We

44:41

never really hungry. We know when we're being

44:43

run out. No. We've got a So live show. We talked about

44:46

it. Queen's Boulevard, JSX Queen's Boulevard

44:48

Film Fest, though. We talked

44:50

about that. Else we cover. We got

44:52

merch. We're ready for the live show. Gary's desk, not Gary's desk.

44:54

Why do you guys hate this episode so bad? And don't

44:56

you just wanna get it don't you guys just wanna

44:59

get it over? We'll do it eventually. I mean,

45:01

I don't hate

45:01

it that bad. It just wasn't our

45:04

best -- Right. -- that's my great beauty

45:06

paints

45:07

you. Right?

45:08

Yeah. Yeah. And that's the only thing I can remember right now about

45:09

the episode. And then you and then they I have a new

45:12

office or something and the guys bring me to the desk but guns

45:14

are here. I do think I do think we

45:17

should Who's here? We got people. Go. I do think

45:20

we should Ugh. We live

45:22

up

45:22

with Phil Fady in the house.

45:25

I lost my train

45:26

of thought. What were we talking about? Why

45:28

we didn't wanna do the episode. Oh,

45:30

yeah.

45:30

Gary's desk. Yeah. He was

45:32

so fucking He showed the Creek.

45:34

Okay. Hoke it up. He's constantly just getting

45:36

high on the general what? No. The Phil's

45:38

got some legal weed for you right

45:41

now. Whatever. You guys are just dead beats.

45:44

He's so

45:44

nice. And by the way, if

45:46

he wasn't so right now, he'd

45:49

be and try to get through this window to beat me up

45:51

right now. No. Yeah.

45:54

I'm I'm glad I'm glad we're all I feel like we're

45:56

ready for the live

45:57

show. You know, that wasn't easy. When I talk about one last thing

45:59

that

45:59

Dylan's gonna get upset with me about, you may as well, but

46:01

I don't care I'm saying it and I know I'm Don't do

46:03

it,

46:03

bro. It's a mistake.

46:06

Totally off topic, but Tony Roma ruins the games for me.

46:08

I don't care if he predicts plays a

46:10

minute early. He does

46:12

not shut

46:12

up. Anyway, that's what I've I

46:14

I feel like he's happy and fun. I was happy. Yeah. I

46:17

want

46:17

he knows the information. I

46:20

want at timing information.

46:22

He was

46:22

gonna come on this

46:23

show too. And now now how

46:24

am I gonna get him on? Alright. I'm sorry.

46:26

I like to get back to you. Take it

46:28

back. Take it back to to the back

46:30

we said. Sorry. I'm like, alright. We told him, we really want you on the

46:32

show. Yeah. I mean, come on. That was that

46:34

was out of left field. That comment was out of curiosity.

46:37

Great. A veteran jealous I think I have a good analysis. I'll tell you what,

46:39

I

46:39

think most people like

46:42

him. I mean,

46:43

he's he's been backlash.

46:45

I think it's just me, but I started looking on

46:47

Twitter, there's a backlash. Oh,

46:48

if it's on Twitter. No. And also, I don't

46:50

know if you saw this and I don't wanna get into

46:52

this bad conspiracy theory, but they

46:54

do have a cut of

46:55

it. He almost sounded like he said the n

46:58

word and stopped himself. I don't know if he saw that. But anyway,

47:00

that's all.

47:00

He would never say that. But He's not that guy. almost

47:02

I mean, he it sounds like, but he

47:04

didn't say it. I mean, I don't think he was gonna say it,

47:06

but I don't know. But either way, that's not my problem. I just

47:08

think, you know, I wanna watch the game and

47:11

I wanna, like, like Joe Buck, just Troy Aitman.

47:13

They they just they

47:15

make it better.

47:17

We like Romeo. What?

47:19

I don't know. I like I love Roma. Don't

47:19

know. I love You're not gonna move myself for Roma, but I'm not trying to

47:21

-- Here. -- I play I

47:23

hung out with him once. Don't try

47:25

to move up

47:27

move myself, Romeo. We love Romeo. No

47:29

one's

47:29

like Madden and those guys. Some are

47:32

all That would be best.

47:34

Yeah. But Alright. Well, listen. That's it. Yeah. We we

47:36

have an idea of what we're gonna talk about.

47:38

We'll we'll be back. It's gonna be good. That's what I was

47:40

gonna say. Guys, this is it. Thank you.

47:42

For Ryan

47:44

O'Brien. Can we just fight into Gary's desk next week to get that out

47:46

of bed. And we'll

47:47

and we'll have to take response, Doug. You might be in

47:49

the hot seat on that one. Because

47:51

I can't know whose credit score I think that

47:53

was on a problem on the page that

47:55

episode. Yeah. For sure. Totally honest.

47:56

And that's why I

47:57

say, same thing to that reviewer.

48:00

Like, I I'd take the blame for bad stuff. I mean, it all telling

48:02

god topless and got painted by Gary

48:04

Busy and we hate

48:06

the episode.

48:07

Did Gary did she try to manhandle you at all? No. He

48:09

would

48:09

chase Connolly around the like,

48:12

hey. Connolly would

48:12

run away with, like Get away with

48:14

him and

48:14

Connolly piss himself. He would play they

48:16

would play tickle and pee. I mean, it was honestly one of the most

48:19

uncomfortable things. The the greatest thing, I would pay a

48:21

lot of money to see beauty of chasing you around

48:23

while you're dressed as

48:24

Jesus. Can you try to put this

48:26

Right. I mean, I I just I don't tickles. UPCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC.

48:31

Is not a world where I want anybody. CCCC.

48:34

And that's just ridiculously ridiculous. Never mind. Gary's useless. Yeah.

48:36

Tilling is giant

48:38

dude.

48:38

Should we try to get pewsy

48:40

for Gary's does? Hell no. Hey,

48:43

we should go away. He's not

48:46

welcome. Don't get stopped in Malibu. Pick

48:48

him up on the way he can help. Welcome.

48:50

Alright, Steve. We're gonna we are gonna

48:52

do Gary's desk on the next

48:52

episode. I promise end. I don't know. Maybe we'll we'll we'll talk about

48:55

that. I gotta ask you a question. Well,

48:57

my buddy, Phil,

48:57

is here.

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How did you

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like those chocolates? I didn't. I haven't done them. I haven't I haven't

49:02

done them yet. By the way, why would I

49:04

like to give them whatever is chocolates? And

49:07

But I don't get to take care of you. But III

49:09

don't think

49:09

that's actually you believe in my lifestyle. You know

49:11

what? I mean, chocolate

49:13

and kids. That's

49:14

it. Chocolate and kids what?

49:15

That worries

49:15

me. Well, they

49:16

get us. When

49:17

they taste good, it's higher. I don't think they

49:19

can get their hands on. That's why

49:20

it's here. Yeah. Alright. I it's the right move. You

49:23

gotta told me about it. You have to be, like, get

49:25

my closets secretively and talk to Colin because I'm with both

49:27

of you all the time. I'm gonna head alone without me. So I

49:29

don't know when this happened. What what are you talking about?

49:31

When did you guys talk about

49:32

this? When did you give him this chocolate. Talk about A

49:34

while ago, bro. Yeah. It wasn't that big of that. You know,

49:37

I said, yo, you should try those

49:38

and left out. Oh, we got

49:39

I got some few. Alright? To the

49:41

car. Feel like mine have some for you right now. Alright. Last thing. Before we

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go, Saturday, February eleventh, stand

49:45

up live Phoenix.

49:47

I want you all. Get on Jerry Ferrara's Instagram

49:50

and get a little love that we want

49:51

them. Don't harass them. Just don harass them. Don't harass them. Don't harass them. There.

49:53

I mean, right? We just And the other

49:55

the other thing too, look man, if you're in Phoenix, you're gonna

49:57

come to the com hopefully come to the show. Right? That's

49:59

the other thing. Like, I'm sure these people love to come to the show.

50:01

And by

50:01

the way, if you have Super Roll tickets, for me.

50:04

Anybody

50:04

really appreciate that. Anybody with an

50:06

extra ticket for Dylan? He's a fun time. He's

50:08

a fun time. You guys are

50:09

gone? No. I'm gonna be

50:11

home on my couch. You guys are so

50:14

old. Good geography. What's

50:16

my favorite company? The

50:18

marriage, the honeymoon. I'll be

50:21

dead. Check me with the spell.