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Action Park Media. Welcome
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to Victory
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the Podcast. I'm Doug Ellen. I'm Kevin
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Dillon. Kevin Connolly. We're back
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together. Yeah, it's been a while, fellas. You
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guys are so obnoxious and so annoying
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with your little fucking Irish tans. I mean,
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I said, here it comes. Let's get right to it. I
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set you up with, with the four
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seasons, Maui seven
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days and sweets, food, all
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included. And the next thing I know you guys are off
0:39
to the Bahamas. Not a call. I understand. I'm not
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a celebrity, but you're not a golfer either.
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You were doing, you were doing like the beach though. You were doing
0:45
cast. You are
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more of a celebrity than you are
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a golfer. Doug
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was doing his castaway reshoots. Can we talk about
0:52
this? Look, the beard is jealous
0:55
on calf. He's trying to be like us. He's got
0:57
the playoff. He grows, he grows a much better
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beard than we do. You know, I'm chubbies sent
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me this outfit and I'm like, I'm going to wear it. Although
1:05
it was embarrassing. I'll be honest.
1:06
I knew I was going to be in the car and drive right to the
1:08
studio. I forgot I have my dog. So
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I just had to walk the dog outside to go to the
1:13
bathroom. And there's like two like pretty
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edgy looking guys out there. And they just looked
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at me like, what the fuck is this guy got
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going on? This shirt? Why is this guy
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got a chubby? Why is
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he wearing a chubby? But you got the look is
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great. I love it. How long has it been? But since you've
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shaved them and you're fit, obviously been playing pickleball
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in the heat. Yeah. I've been playing, you
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know, high level pickleball, which I get in trouble
1:35
with the Apple podcast reviews when I talk
1:37
about it. But yeah, playing a lot of pickleball, Sean Avery, by the way,
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that hotel had a bunch of pickleball courts. I
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mean, they had about, so it's
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hard not to think about you, Doug, when we're looking at those pickleball.
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Yeah, I'm sure you were. So, I
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mean, I see some pictures you got. Obviously
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Jerry's there. Derek Jeter,
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Ken Griffey, Jr. Charles Oakley,
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Andrew Jones, Posada Martinez, Reggie
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Jackson, Chandler.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Strayhand was there. Nick Swisher. Unbelievable.
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Who else was there? I mean, it's just like, did you tell
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Strayhand he needs to do the podcast? Cause I did. I'm
2:11
not sure I gave him his first role, but I gave him one of his first acting
2:13
gigs. Yeah. Yeah. And he, did you tell
2:15
him he needs to do the podcast? He's so
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cool. Strayhand is the best. I love the best.
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But we are going to do season four, episode 11,
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no can do, which is
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wild. I can't wait to get into this. We just can starts tomorrow.
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But there's so much stuff. I just want to say this right
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now. Next time we, because we review
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the episode before we come on here and
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there was a lot of banter in the middle of the episode and we
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kind of missed some of the jokes. Sidechop. I don't want
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to say any names, Kevin Connelly, but
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we got to shut the fuck up. I'm going to watch these episodes.
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I agree. You feel like some of your jokes were buried?
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Yeah. I thought you were like talking over
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some of my finest moments. Dylan had some really
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great moments in this episode, but you missed
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them because Connelly was, you know what? There's something going on
2:56
in action park me to Sean Avery, who was here. I love my outfit
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by the way. You know,
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X X ranger star, something's
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going on. I don't know what and Connelly Connelly
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in the middle of the episode, Connelly,
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uh, looks at Sean, gives him like kind
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of a fucking good fellas, like, like
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head mod and they step outside and have a
3:13
private combo. Is everything okay? Everything's good.
3:15
You know, we, uh, we brought on bringing a CEO
3:18
and to run action park media over
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the keys to a professional so
3:24
we can turn this into a winner. So
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what is that money? Money coming
3:28
your way. It's also, I mean, it's still
3:29
obviously, you know,
3:31
still a high ranking position at
3:33
the company. It's my company, but we need a guy in here
3:35
to run the business part of it. And, uh,
3:37
we got a great guy. By the way, it might be a good, uh, bonus
3:39
episode, get him on a bonus episode of the pod
3:41
and talk about what it's going to take to, uh, you
3:44
know, we gotta, we gotta, uh, we gotta start making some
3:46
money. That's the bottom line. Gary
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Goldman, Gary Goldman. This is part of the new
3:51
new regime. First AD
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producer, everything else you brought, grandma producers,
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bringing coffee, he brought me lunch. Something's
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up. I bought you lunch.
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Well, you bought it. He brought it. I'm more.
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We worked as a team. I'm more impressed with the, uh,
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it's called love. Thank you. The work ethic than the pay, but
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you paid for lunch. I did pay for this is such
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a great day. I drove three hours to get here and I know
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you feel guilty about the Bahamas. I mean, it's
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obvious. I don't, I don't, a couple of somebody, a couple
4:15
of people asked me that like, do you think Doug's
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mad about the Bahamas? I'm like, well Doug's smart.
4:20
I mean, that's smart enough to understand why
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he wouldn't you know, Doug, I did, I
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did get you an invite to go up to Napa.
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Remember I said that to you. You did. And
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I got the invite for you to care for the show. I
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would do that. Let's do the Schultz event. It's the
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one of the best. You fly up on a private jet.
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It's by the way, I'm not mad at all about you guys. Neither
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of you got back to me. You big time. I don't
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even know if I saw this, but I'll definitely go to Napa,
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but I'm not, of course I'm not mad. I understood that. I mean,
4:44
this is high level celebrities and uh, gotta
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be honest. I was surprised. We got
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the invite. I mean, it was such a great trip. I
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mean, it's four days to the Bahamas, but it's three
4:53
rounds of golf. 72. I've never in my life played
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golf three days in a
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row. They probably doesn't. How did you play? I've done
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it lots of times. Um, you know, cause
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obviously Derek's involved in the players Tribune as
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well. So
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there was a lot of, uh, content going
5:07
on. Lots of, lots of cameras around. So, but
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I did drop that monster pot from
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like 30 feet out. Yeah. And that was
5:14
like when Derek walked up with that on your Insta.
5:17
I Derek walked up and he's like, no, not yet. I'm waiting for
5:19
this episode. Derek was like, he had
5:21
to show me, he said, I'm wearing the wire and the cameras
5:23
for the first two holes. And I dropped that pot
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on the second hole. So that's we'll live in the players
5:28
tribute archives. So, but how did you play
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overall? Um, you know what? These
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guys are all so good, bro. And I mean, like
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Dylan, Dylan is a good Dylan, just a pure
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golfer. He's been doing it for so long that Dylan,
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but to watch, I play crappy when I play
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with you guys,
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my first day was great. And my third
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day, but yeah, the middle day it was terrible.
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I got no sleep. Like James Harden, as you would,
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as you would imagine. I mean, you see Ken Griffey
5:51
Jr. Hit the golf ball, but I can't even imagine.
5:54
It's exactly what
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you would think.
5:58
It's like, Oh, Ken Griffey Jr. you're probably crushes.
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He's a lefty. Oh my goodness. Here it goes. Boom.
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It's just like, it sounds good. He drove a par
6:05
four. That was probably three 20. I'm a
6:07
little jealous and
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I'm not angry, but I'm a little jealous. I had, I had
6:11
one moment. Reggie Jackson, the
6:14
almighty Reggie. I had dinner with
6:16
Mr. October. You know, I was, I was
6:18
telling Lucas Lucas Ellen of entourage
6:21
fame. Doug's Doug's son was, was
6:23
in here and we were talking. I was saying, you know, Luke,
6:25
everybody eventually gets, gets old.
6:27
Reggie Jackson was hitting from like, you
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know,
6:31
the ladies, not Griffey's teams. He was hitting
6:33
from the, he was hitting and it's like, well, you
6:35
know, they should have a senior tease out
6:37
there. They should have senior teams. He's forced to
6:39
go up to ladies. He's got a hit from pink.
6:42
There was pink shell for any
6:44
of the young people out there who don't know who Reggie
6:46
Jackson is. His nickname is Mr. October because
6:48
he would hit, I think he had more playoff home runs than
6:50
anyone, especially before they were
6:52
wild series to
6:54
win against the Dodgers. Yeah. Yeah. And
6:56
a candy bar named after him. Yeah. But it
6:59
was great. We had a great, any
7:01
like real heavy
7:03
celebrity. Reggie, Reggie was
7:05
a man, but he said, I love Reggie. I had dinner with Reggie
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and the first 20
7:12
minutes and he is a little old. I was like,
7:14
Oh my God, I'm going to have to fight Reggie Jackson. He
7:16
was so nasty to me and it
7:19
just kept going. And I just was trying. You're mixing
7:21
up old and nasty. So being old doesn't
7:23
mean you gotta be next. Oh, definitely not. But
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I'm saying, no, the old was I wouldn't fight Reggie
7:27
Jackson in 1978. No, no, no, no, of
7:29
course. Yeah. I get what you're saying about the
7:31
old thing. I
7:33
mean, I'm just saying like I could probably take
7:35
him. He's probably 75. Right. I
7:38
think you take Reggie. Yeah.
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And he's
7:42
kind of an old man, but, but yeah,
7:44
he, he is. He's in, but that's the sort of the
7:46
rap for him. I know he's, he's still
7:48
Reggie. He's still the same guy that was,
7:51
you know,
7:51
acting crazy and you
7:54
know, 1978 Yankee stadium. So did Derek
7:56
Jeter check in as Johnny drama or not?
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No, not today.
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He's like, I can't do it anymore. Cause you guys ruined
8:02
my Ellie's. We've exposed
8:04
it. Right. But Cheetah, he admitted
8:07
he's confirmed it a hundred percent. And Chandler
8:09
Parsons was Vinnie Chase. Yes. Chandler
8:12
Parsons. Got a good, I mean, by the way, Chandler
8:14
sent me the picture of the four you worst picture I've ever seen,
8:16
but I posted anyway, like we couldn't get a, all
8:20
four of you sitting on the couch. Like you couldn't stand
8:22
up for one second. I mean, there was so much content
8:24
happening on this. We laughed so
8:26
hard at that photo because Chandler's arm looks
8:29
like a giant
8:29
lobster. Come on. He looks like he's got the
8:32
biggest arm ever. Yeah. You know what? He said that when
8:34
he said it to me, he goes, do I have the longest time you've ever seen?
8:36
And then when I posted it, I said the new
8:38
Vinnie Chase, like some people don't know who he is. They were like
8:40
really mad. How could you not
8:42
a guy with that arm? No way.
8:45
What do you mean? Oh, that he was just too tall to be.
8:47
I don't even know what they were saying, but anyway, he's a great
8:49
ex NBA player who really, you know, was having
8:51
a great career until he got, he got in a car accident.
8:53
Is that what happened? Yeah. Yeah. He was having a, I
8:56
mean, what an athlete, great
8:58
athlete. Did he
8:59
talk about, uh, because I, you
9:02
turned out a great athlete. I've played some pickleball
9:04
with Chandler and done some damage to
9:06
that. He told me what a great athlete
9:08
you are actually. He's like, Doug is really good.
9:10
Yeah. He confirmed the 50 plus pickleball No,
9:14
Doug, my pitch on pickleball view is that in
9:17
an over 50 year world class,
9:20
I can't say you're world-class, but
9:22
your world-class over 50. But I'm not gonna lie. When I see the
9:24
videos, I don't really see you moving your
9:26
feet much. It's usually just in place,
9:29
slamming the ball. I'm not kidding. I'm
9:31
kidding. Did you see your moving around?
9:33
I was like, what are you doing? What are you doing?
9:35
What are you opening? One? I'm nervous. Cause there's
9:38
one jerk off. Oh, I swear I know who it is. But on apple
9:40
podcast, they keep writing how insufferable I am.
9:42
And I talk about pickleball and I should be basically be shot.
9:44
And that would be a lot. Let me tell
9:46
me, I, I virtue signal and
9:48
to this person, I want you to know, I don't
9:50
virtue signal. And if I could get away with it, I'd fucking
9:52
get away with that. I don't know. I don't know
9:54
what virtue signal. It's like when you try to pretend
9:56
you're like this good guy by talking about things
9:58
that, that make you sound very versatile.
9:59
But anyway irrelevant but something
10:02
did you signal likes
10:04
you're sending out like oh if this is what I'm supposed
10:07
to be Yeah to fit with the time
10:09
Do you think I try to fit in with the times
10:11
Kevin or do you think I'm you know? Get
10:14
mad at me that I don't try to fit in with the time So I
10:16
don't play the game which I don't I swear to work.
10:18
I fit in with the 50s Dylan
10:21
does but anyway last pickable thing, but
10:23
there is June 18th.
10:24
There's a Major league pickleball
10:27
which I own a piece of the Chicago slice.
10:29
We have a thing So they said do you want
10:31
to play in the owners? Tournament
10:34
or what are the owners thing which I just like of course
10:36
I want to play I thought it'd be just like a fun thing the next thing
10:38
I know There's a draft
10:41
and they're like pickleball writers are
10:43
writing who's getting drafted and where they're
10:45
supposed to go and all this and there's like James
10:47
Blake who was a top 20 tennis players in
10:49
this there's a couple other professional tennis players And we're
10:52
just gonna have to clean up the clean. We're gonna
10:54
have to clean you up before you go on June 18
10:57
to go in looking bearded Yeah, like
10:59
but I was drafted 11 I was drafted 11
11:01
which I feel really good about it a lot of some
11:03
of the writers
11:04
like That that's the sleeper
11:06
pick of the draft or pick of the draft Ellen
11:08
in the second round and you're tough But I
11:11
like it because I'm the only person I've never I played
11:13
in one real tournament So I'm
11:15
not even rated or anything So, you know
11:17
being good or not is irrelevant until you actually
11:20
win a tournament How hot is it in the
11:22
desert right now? It's is the heat
11:24
gonna force you back to LA anytime soon Well, I'm
11:26
in June 1st. I'm back here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
11:29
so but I hope we don't have
11:31
to see you doing that scratch thing anymore after
11:33
what's the scratch the pickleball scratch Did
11:40
you see my behind the back shot against
11:42
French Open champion Michael Chang What
11:47
are you doing man? What
11:50
else can we talk about cuz I got other things. Well, we we
11:52
want to we're gonna I think we're ready to
11:54
go into We're gonna take a break. We're gonna come back
11:56
with season four. That's 11. No can do but
11:59
what are your clothes clothes?
11:59
thoughts before we get into the episode. No, I just thought you guys
12:02
would have some good stories. Well, I want to talk about
12:04
Buddy Games 10. Oh, let's talk about Buddy Games 10. It's a freaking
12:06
great dude. Yeah. I swear to
12:08
God. Can we help cover the
12:11
press junkets, victory at the action party?
12:13
Yeah. Yeah, hopefully we can do something. I want to get Josh
12:15
in here. Josh DeMell will come
12:17
in here and do a party with us. He
12:20
should. He's ready to do it. It'd be a good hit for a good piece
12:22
of publicity for the movie. When's it coming out?
12:24
I don't know. It's coming out for sure, though,
12:27
soon. All right. All right. I'll
12:29
let you know. It's a bigger budget, more money, this one, right?
12:31
So it's like a little bit more and not a lot.
12:33
But I mean, it just came out really good. Right.
12:36
It's really good. So you like it better than one.
12:38
I do, actually. It's like aliens. Yeah, alien.
12:40
It's aliens. Dylan is
12:43
part of an ongoing franchise. Which is cool.
12:45
It's kind of like it's like
12:48
entourage in some ways where it's a bunch
12:50
of guys. And it's got
12:52
heart, too, when they care about each other. It's
12:54
not entourage. But you mainly
12:57
love dudes. But you mainly just love dudes. I
12:59
was getting a bunch of tweets this weekend. And you
13:01
know, look, a lot of the people who worked on ballers
13:03
are good friends and love them. And I wish
13:06
them all the success. But a lot of people are like,
13:08
I
13:08
noticed ballers is basically the same
13:10
show as entourage. No, it's
13:12
not actually. And I, it's the last
13:14
thing I'll ever say about it. But I
13:17
don't think people are going to be quoting ballers things in 20
13:19
years. I don't think so. I don't think
13:22
that's going to happen. But again,
13:24
Connelly, see, this is what I'm talking about. He is so
13:26
silent. And now he hates when I start getting nasty. You
13:29
know what they call me on Quickshif podcast,
13:31
the polisher. You
13:34
polish it. No, no, in the room
13:36
because I'm there to like, you know, take the sting out
13:38
of any of that kind of stuff. Well, yeah. What do
13:40
you mean? Let's get all up your chest. I mean, let's get
13:42
all up my chest. Look, again, I love everyone involved.
13:45
And there's a lot of, a lot of, a lot of good people involved.
13:47
You've been on a heater. I just find it
13:49
insulting to compare entourage
13:51
and ballers. I find it insulting. And I don't care if they have similar,
13:53
you
13:54
know, they go, everything always works out, which in
13:56
this can episode, everything always works out. Yeah. Everything
13:58
always works out. Okay. That's, that's not.
13:59
what the show was as most
14:02
of you who like entourage know we
14:04
were a real look at friendship
14:07
and loyalty and family. And I
14:09
think that's why the show has stuck with people for as
14:11
long as it has. And you can
14:13
try to emulate it or do whatever
14:15
you want. But the original concoction
14:18
that was all of us agreed by the way, it's not
14:20
going to be emulated. And also I just,
14:22
it's just, oh, cause it took place at an
14:25
agency. It's like saying, you know, like
14:27
any, any sitcom that takes places
14:29
a bar is like cheers. It's not, it's all about
14:31
the writing and the casting and, and we
14:34
did something special and I do not like to be compared.
14:36
Social media. And I wasn't compared, I just want to
14:39
say, no, I didn't mean to you don't don't don't say that again.
14:42
I would never compare. I mean, there was,
14:44
this is as good as it gets entourage
14:46
is the top always. Doug took a hiatus
14:48
from social media and then came out blasting.
14:51
Do you remember what it was that set you off?
14:53
Um, did I come back with a set
14:55
off or I was just like, came
14:57
out fire and I'm, and I, I looked
15:00
at you. I'm like, that's how, hey, if you're coming out,
15:02
if you're coming out of there, you're coming off the
15:04
bench. That's how you come off the bench. That's
15:07
some, yeah, the six man, you came out blasting.
15:09
What? I don't know who you were mad at somebody
15:12
about. You know what? I don't, I don't even know what I just know.
15:14
I've had some revelations. When did you take a
15:16
hiatus from, he said he was taking
15:18
out. I don't remember that. It was may, it was going to be,
15:21
uh, there was like middle of April and
15:23
it was going
15:23
to be June 1st. I was like, this is no
15:25
way he's going to make it. I made
15:27
it 11 days and I, I had some thoughts though.
15:30
You know, I, I last thing and then we'll get right into the
15:33
episode and I know I'm insufferable and I'm hard to listen
15:35
to, but I had theories for us that I think are
15:37
interesting because right now, um, you
15:39
know, ramble on update, uh, there's a writer
15:41
strike of his dad is literally shut down. I mean, it's
15:43
insane. It is, it is legitimately shut down.
15:46
People can't even talk to me if they wanted to. I'm not
15:48
sure they want to anyway, but they, they can't. It's a weird
15:50
time. Well, listen, you're a high profile
15:52
writer. It's,
15:53
it's literally illegal for you
15:55
to not illegal, but you would be crossing the picket line.
15:57
If you were talking to, I don't cross picket lines, but.
15:59
I want to say did either of you
16:02
watch and we'll get over this quickly chimp
16:04
empire on Netflix now
16:06
Okay, chimp Empire is phenomenal.
16:08
Yeah, and it's also good. I put a line with Kennedy
16:11
like we'll watch It's
16:13
like a docu-net like one of those like yeah, but
16:15
they do it with a narrator and it's like The
16:19
monkey protects it. Yeah one review
16:21
said it's succession with chimps What's
16:24
so interesting about it? My real quick theory on life
16:26
and where we're at right now as we enter our Twilight
16:32
we got we shared 98. I'm sure Dylan is a
16:34
scientist 98% of our DNA
16:36
with chimps Yeah, and we are closest.
16:39
Yeah, we are so fucking similar
16:41
to them. It's crazy So they're very social and they have
16:44
groups But they got one fucking bully
16:46
who takes over and is more like a dictator
16:49
They got the sensitive chimp and they got the
16:51
the chimp who kind of wants the title Yeah,
16:54
he's gonna eventually challenge the main guy
16:56
for the title amazing, but then there's other
16:58
chimp
16:59
Armies in other places and they'll
17:01
go to war over like a fucking fruit
17:03
tree or land or this and that So
17:06
they basically do what humans is so I'm combining
17:08
us monkeys I'm
17:11
gonna combine this with this other things. I listen
17:13
this podcast Barry Weiss is a really good podcast,
17:16
but she had this Writer
17:18
on who was talking about human history and
17:20
up until 500 years ago, you
17:23
know human history There was nothing but we were hunter-gatherers
17:25
essentially, you know, maybe whatever a thousand years We
17:28
were hunter-gatherers you woke up in the morning You
17:30
went and got your food and if you didn't
17:33
you might not survive and that was it you weren't
17:35
day trading Yeah and now we got this
17:37
world now where we live in which I've talked
17:39
about this before where every single day
17:42
because I went out and
17:43
Got us to make this pilot. I have
17:45
to answer to everyone. I know
17:48
every single day. What's going
17:50
on with the show? What's happening with the show
17:52
and you sort of you start to feel like humiliated
17:54
even though I was totally happy before I made The show
17:56
that I was never gonna work again. I was like, I'm
17:58
retired playing pickle
17:59
My point is the chimps
18:02
don't have this fucking pressure. Chimps got nothing
18:04
else going on. They just, they hang on
18:06
a tree and they hope that they survive. And
18:08
that's what humans would have done before the
18:10
whole industrial revolution. Anyway, it's a people. Well, they
18:13
always got to wear the chip next, then might just rip
18:15
their nuts right off. Because they will rip your nuts.
18:17
But you might do that to Connelly. I could
18:19
do that. So yeah, my
18:21
point is, is I'm just like, I think so
18:23
much of what's going on in the world right now. You would rather
18:25
just be a chimp in a tree, like protecting
18:28
your fruit basket. I don't know if I'd
18:30
rather, but I told Sarah that I just thought
18:32
like, I see your point. I think about it all the
18:34
time. I'm just tired of the woods.
18:36
Like
18:36
they didn't have to go, man,
18:38
I'm so dissatisfied with my life. I got to accomplish
18:41
more. I got to do this. I really
18:43
got to eat better. I got, you know, we
18:45
spent so much time on this. And anyway, that was, we need a
18:47
bigger tree. Yeah. Well, this is ridiculous.
18:49
The size of that tree that, that group
18:52
is that Connelly chip has the biggest tree
18:54
of the jungle. Let's go take it back. Anyway.
18:56
So my point was everybody, you don't like,
18:59
if you can
19:00
provide for your family, fortunately I
19:02
can. If you can wake up
19:04
with a happy smile and you got hell, happy,
19:06
healthy kids, cause that's everything. If your kids aren't
19:09
happy and healthy, there's nothing good, but you
19:11
got to enjoy it. And you know,
19:14
I was enjoying it before I would like the show to
19:16
go. I really would like to show to go. And I really
19:18
believe it will and should, but I
19:20
just don't want to answer any more about it. And
19:22
I don't want to be compared to bowlers. When
19:25
we put it on here, you
19:26
know, you're going to have to answer to it. When you put it on
19:28
the podcast, by the way,
19:30
there's a lot of talk about a reboot lately.
19:33
You know, we didn't tell him he pivots
19:35
kind of fired up. Yeah. He
19:37
called that. Yeah. Say make
19:39
the call, make the call Mark. Yeah.
19:42
I mean, listen, what's going on with that? You think
19:44
here, here's the only thought, and I don't mean
19:47
to sound cynical or, or, or negative,
19:49
but my, my thought is Mark does so
19:51
much, right? All it takes, Kev,
19:53
come on, you know, in a press junket where you're doing something
19:56
and you do
19:57
countless interviews that could have
19:59
just been a sound. from him somewhere
20:01
about what because that's where it really started right
20:03
right way it came from mark mark said
20:06
no mark mark said something
20:08
in an interview right and they it got clipped
20:10
right so that was but
20:12
who knows what context he said that well
20:15
the New York Post had an exclusive
20:17
so I had a big art what did he say I
20:19
said he'd support it so that's
20:22
you know that's not the chimp you want run
20:24
in the jungle you want the guy because here's
20:28
what I said from the get-go of this podcast
20:30
I believe there's gonna be a reboot
20:32
I really do I've always believed that they'll
20:34
at some point and we've seen the pendulum
20:37
swing so much from when we started this
20:39
podcast where we were getting so much animosity about
20:41
the show and now it honestly feels like all
20:43
love again there's a few people like a few people on
20:46
even on our Instagram page which if
20:48
you are listening to this you can help and
20:50
and follow the page spread the word
20:53
tell people about the podcast because the more we
20:55
can grow this the better chance it'll happen but I do believe it'll
20:57
happen but mark you know if mark
20:59
really wants it to happen because he's much
21:01
closer with HBO because
21:02
he's made several shows after
21:05
ours and he really got on the
21:07
horn and said I want to go make this show
21:09
then it would really write if you really
21:11
wanted to push in but it was awesome
21:13
because Melanie Miller
21:16
who's our friend who was who's in Ramble on as a TMZ
21:18
reporter she caught Piven did you
21:20
see that interview with Piven because you can hear it
21:22
at the beginning she goes Jeremy and you hear Jeremy
21:24
under his breath he goes oh no where
21:28
was he going I don't know I don't know but
21:30
so she asked him and it's funny the
21:32
way the press takes it though
21:34
because he didn't call out
21:36
mark which a bunch of the articles go yeah that's what
21:38
I thought yeah no he just said it's out
21:40
to mark talk to mark yes and
21:42
the truth is mark is the most powerful in the group
21:45
at the moment and then just like the chimps Connolly
21:48
might be Watson Watson was the Watson
21:51
was the side ship who was waiting for his
21:53
moment so he's side gym you're a side
21:56
gym but anyway a
21:58
reboot is gonna happen but if you want
23:55
coming
24:00
out well, because it's a filler episode.
24:02
Yeah, right. It's all about the next episode is
24:05
in can. So this is all about us getting,
24:07
I know, but I kind of, that's my argument I make about
24:09
the show. The show is filler. The show
24:11
is about the moments, the moments of getting on
24:13
the plane. And that's why I said when someone says, you
24:15
know, ballers, it always worked out. Well, whatever.
24:17
I mean, this show you, we wanted
24:20
you for the most part till season seven, we
24:22
wanted you to be happy. We wanted you to want to be
24:24
on the plane with the guys. We wanted Kanye
24:26
not to hate Jews, but he did. But we wanted
24:28
you to want to be on that plane
24:30
and go, go. He
24:32
might not have hated him yet. He might
24:34
not have been there yet. What I do remember is Jeremy
24:36
throwing grapes at him. Do you remember that? Well, let's,
24:38
let's, let's back up because again, I
24:40
don't even, we started this episode. I'm like,
24:43
I remember the Sydney Pollock and obviously the Kanye
24:45
part of it, regardless of what happened with Kanye
24:48
after became a bit of a, you know,
24:50
iconic moment for the show. Kanye was the first
24:52
time that song or, right. Better, better.
24:54
The way this whole episode starts and maybe
24:57
the filler comes out of that. And I don't remember exactly,
24:59
but Scott Venner,
25:00
who's our great music guy, he
25:03
called us up and said,
25:06
whoever he talked to, I think G Robeson who
25:08
was, is with Kanye and Cindy said they, they want to debut
25:10
the song on the show. That's how, that's
25:12
how good the show is. And
25:14
so I think we figured out a story
25:17
around ending it with the song. And
25:19
I believe that was the world premiere of the song,
25:21
but we talked about it with Venner when he was on,
25:23
but I don't remember. I do remember Kanye
25:26
rewriting his whole bit and
25:28
you were like, you were like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:30
Do it as it's written. Doug
25:32
put his foot down and said, he said, listen, you two
25:34
motherfucker, I'll do what I want. I don't
25:37
remember that. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't take any shit
25:39
from him. You said, read this. What I do remember.
25:42
I think Doug was probably annoyed. Cause he was late. Yeah. I
25:44
mean, he made us wait
25:45
for two hours and then wanted to do everything
25:48
completely different. And also he brought, I
25:50
think her name is Melissa. She, she's
25:53
the good looking flight attendant.
25:55
There, there were a couple of them, but she's a really
25:57
good looking flight attendant. I think he brought her with her.
25:59
And
26:00
there's one shot in this episode that was,
26:03
I mean, you know, was nothing to
26:05
do with me, but when you talk about over and yeah,
26:07
I mean, Addie, it's I gotta tell you, I mean,
26:09
he framed it like I forget whose face
26:11
is talking. Maybe Billy Walsh, maybe Reese, but
26:14
it's just basically the curve
26:16
of her ass and a face. I mean, it's like out
26:18
of focus. It's absolutely
26:21
ridiculous, but it's a nice shot and a good ass.
26:23
But if you really think about too, I mean a big chunk of
26:26
it happened at the airport. Yeah. So
26:28
for us, a very contained episode.
26:30
We were
26:30
at Hyde. Jerry was wearing an
26:33
absolutely ridiculous. Why would
26:35
Jerry be wearing that sweater? Has he met Jamie yet?
26:37
No, right?
26:39
No, because that's when he started becoming more preppy.
26:41
I have no idea why he's dressed like that. He's
26:43
his word of a sweater
26:45
vest. And it was, it was like, doesn't Jamie
26:48
Lynn read dressing like what I had
26:50
on either. I had him on like a pink golf
26:52
shirt or something. It was weird. I don't know who what's
26:55
going on with the wardrobe. Is season
26:57
four season four, episode 11. I'm
26:59
confused because I believe as I remember
27:02
it, once he starts dating Jamie, she
27:04
starts to make him more preppy, but for whatever reason
27:06
he had on set. He looked good, but it was, it was
27:08
like, we're,
27:09
you know, we're talking about the terror alert at her
27:11
at the airport. And drama is profile
27:13
that guy. They're trying to be friends with me
27:17
just to make sure he wasn't, you know, a bad guy.
27:19
You befriend him. Like he's not going to, that really
27:21
was my down on savory characters.
27:23
That seriously was my theory in life though.
27:25
I'm not kidding. I gone planes when it really,
27:27
it's, it's so weird now because remember how scared
27:30
they made us after nine 11 that everyone was
27:32
a terrorist. And now, now that's not even like,
27:34
doesn't even feel like a thing. Now we've got to worry about
27:36
white people, I guess, but you know what I'm saying? It's like, yeah, we
27:38
do. They've
27:39
really, no kidding. They've really moved
27:41
it though. That, that, that, you know, you don't
27:43
have to worry about that anymore, but at the time we were. And that's
27:45
remember that story, Kevin, when I was on the plane
27:48
and there was a guy and he,
27:50
he was darker skin. So I profiled
27:52
him. I feel bad, but he looked angry and
27:55
sweaty and mad. And I was terrified because
27:57
it was, it wasn't right after nine 11.
27:59
You know, and I was nervous the whole fucking
28:02
time and I was thinking in my head, be
28:04
friendly to him, make him like you do this.
28:06
And I kept trying to talk to him and he kept ignoring me. And
28:08
he was, Oh, where
28:10
are you from? What are you doing? You're past? I was hoping he'd
28:13
spare you and tell everyone else. He
28:15
was tapping his feet and tapping his feet. And
28:17
I was like, fuck, why are you so angry with this guy?
28:19
And I go, finally, I just got up the nerve
28:22
to try to get a little tough. And I was like,
28:24
what's up?
28:25
And he goes, I work at APA. And
28:27
that was wearing the APA hat. That was the day
28:30
after. No, it was the day after the episode aired. Where
28:32
are you? Who let APA in? Exactly. Which
28:34
is an agency out here. We've talked about it before, but we
28:36
insulted an agency again. It was a joke. It was a
28:38
bit, but he was, so he was mad because
28:40
of that line. He was really mad.
28:43
And I was like, Oh my God, thank God. I thought you were a terrorist.
28:47
Doug, if I, if I, if
28:49
I may, I feel, how did the Sydney Pollock
28:51
thing come?
28:52
Because it,
28:54
Sydney Pollock, I mean, to me it was great. I
28:57
was like, so I couldn't even, I could hardly even speak
28:59
to Sydney. So I want you, you are a blubbering
29:01
fool. I just was like, I didn't know what could I
29:04
say to him? I didn't even really talk to him because he's
29:06
Sydney Pollock, but I just felt like, Hey,
29:08
Sydney Pollock wants to do a show. What can we write for him?
29:10
Am I wrong? You know what? What I could say
29:12
is I don't make any sense. What used to happen
29:14
is I used to think about who my favorite filmmakers
29:17
and athletes were and actors, but
29:19
the actors were the hardest to get the, the athletes
29:22
were the easiest to get. And the coaches would fall somewhere in the middle.
29:24
But Sydney
29:24
Pollock is one of my idols and for whoever
29:26
doesn't know who he is, one of the great directors,
29:29
he passed away sadly. Not too long
29:31
after he shot, right?
29:33
Wow. If that's true, I felt like four
29:35
years ago. No, I think, I think, I think he, he
29:37
passed pretty, pretty close to, I may
29:39
be mistaken. We'll check, but yeah, but
29:41
he, he directed a three
29:43
days in the Condor. I mean, he's directed a ton of things, but
29:46
eyes wide shot. He directed eyes wide shot
29:48
out of Africa. I think he won the Oscar for,
29:50
but he's also,
29:51
in my opinion, one of the funniest actors
29:54
and Tootsie is one of the
29:56
greatest performances, comedy performances
29:58
I've ever seen. He plays. the Ari
30:00
Gold of the movie Tootsie, which is an
30:02
incredible movie that you should check out. But
30:04
he was such a good guy. So
30:07
as I recall, I was just like,
30:09
let's get, you know, like we need someone
30:11
to fly them. See, right? I think
30:13
so. So that was probably in the script. And then the Kanye thing
30:15
came up. So you added it. The
30:18
way I feel I remember it. And we should have
30:20
gotten Weiss on here. But on May
30:22
26th, 2008. So
30:24
it was right after that. Dave, you're gonna get fired. That
30:26
was Lucas Ellen. That was Lucas Ellen, ladies and gentlemen.
30:29
Whose phone is that? Bush leader. So embarrassing.
30:31
Bush leader. Wow. Unbelievable.
30:36
Take care of my children. So
30:38
anyway, as I
30:39
remember it, we wrote the whole episode based
30:41
on the fact that they wanted to premiere the song.
30:43
And I believe I could think the whole episode
30:46
was written around that. Yeah, I do.
30:48
I could be totally wrong. I mean, I
30:50
guess it could make sense, but I mean that whole episode
30:52
was like us getting, getting to get,
30:55
I think we, we, we came up with something
30:57
to like
30:58
get us to an airport where Kanye would save
31:00
the day. I really do. I could be totally
31:02
wrong. Like we talked about before we
31:04
miss remember things, but that's how I'm
31:06
remembering it at the moment. And the other,
31:09
the ironic things about this episode is a real
31:11
can one you're listening to this started today.
31:13
Yeah. So can is actually going
31:16
on and people are figuring out how to get there
31:18
flying. There's so much catch a ride with this
31:20
one. Can you fly private? Are you flying commercial? Like
31:23
those are conversations. They're
31:25
talking to Anna Faris about silo about silo.
31:27
I can't
31:28
believe the show is talking
31:30
about. There's a show airing
31:32
on Apple TV starting billboard on the 9,000 building
31:34
of sun on sunset
31:37
Boulevard or wherever it is.
31:38
They're making silo. So that's silo Ferrari
31:41
Gatsby. Well, Aquaman also saw
31:44
what's coming out right now with Mike Tyson, what?
31:46
Medellin on Amazon. Yeah. I
31:49
mean, listen, and by the way, you're
31:51
not, of course you're not saying just so we're clear
31:53
because I'm an insufferable fucking narcissist. No
31:56
one stole Medellin from me. I read the book killing
31:58
Pablo at the four.
31:59
reasons, Maui, Hawaii, which I'm no longer
32:02
invited to. I read the book
32:04
there and said, oh, this should be a great movie
32:06
for Vince. Nobody has stolen any
32:08
of my ideas, billions they stole me, but
32:10
nobody stole any of my ideas to make those
32:12
shows. I just, I love it. That we- Silo?
32:16
Yeah. I mean, that doesn't even make any sense.
32:18
I mean, Medellin at least made Medi, by the way, Medellin.
32:21
Medellin. Medellin, at least makes sense. Silo,
32:23
what the fuck is going on? What planet are
32:25
we on? It's wild. Reese is
32:28
like, I obviously like Anna Faris.
32:29
Reese is hitting on Anna Faris, wants to turn
32:32
the brother role into a sister or whatever.
32:35
And it's crazy, but Doug, I know you don't remember
32:37
this, but we've talked on the show about,
32:40
your interpretation of the words on the page.
32:42
And in the scene where Anna Faris and I break
32:44
up, whatever it is, she fires me or we
32:46
break up,
32:47
we acted that scene out differently than
32:50
you wrote it. And I
32:52
think maybe because the finale was coming up and you were buried
32:55
in the finale, you weren't there when we were shooting it, but
32:57
I did get the call from Doug going,
32:59
what the fuck is wrong with you? What did you do?
33:01
What did you do? To my scene. Yes.
33:04
And I'm like, My words. Yeah. We
33:07
just read it wrong. Thank God you just got the call. Cause if he showed up
33:09
later on the set, you would have, went back
33:11
to one and reshoot the whole thing. Had to reshoot the
33:13
whole thing. I've seen you do it. But I guess
33:15
the only thing I could say, looking at it now
33:17
without trying to be critical, it
33:20
almost feels like that end of that scene is like
33:22
a Seinfeld comedic turn. Like
33:25
I'm here to, I'm here to tell
33:27
her a lie. I'm here to lie. I'm
33:29
here to lie. And then she goes, you're cute. And it's like, I can't
33:31
lie. And it didn't play very comedically.
33:34
It was fine. It was a great storyline
33:36
with Ana. And then it just, I don't know, man, it
33:38
ended weirdly. And I guess you said she's a, she's a big
33:40
movie star, whatever. Maybe she wasn't around.
33:43
I don't know.
33:43
Is that it for her? That's it. Really?
33:46
That's it. Because when we,
33:48
when we come back from Ken and when
33:51
season five, we're, we're, we're back from
33:53
Ken. And I'm with back with Sloan.
33:56
I think she sees because I mean, what I would,
33:59
cause you.
34:00
You mixed business and pleasure and you did
34:02
it in a bad way because you were lying to her you were at
34:04
her house to lie To her and tell her that you liked the
34:06
script and then once she said she thinks she cute I can't
34:09
lie to her. I didn't communicate
34:12
That properly in the scene.
34:14
No, I remember I remember because
34:16
I remember thinking like hey man Look,
34:19
we obviously we weren't trying to mess the scene up
34:21
Yeah But
34:22
we did the scene
34:23
and you know director tells you to do what
34:25
to do and you you know I'll take it to with
34:28
greatness to a certain extent you also didn't know that
34:30
was her final scene, right? Yeah, I don't
34:32
know. I just again. We don't know what or
34:34
why but she's supposed to be mad at him
34:37
She was supposed to be maybe mad at him. Yeah Yeah,
34:43
right you've been telling me for a week
34:45
or whatever that that you want that
34:47
this movie is great and now know what yeah, I
34:50
Am having flashbacks and
34:53
again, they may not be real It
34:55
might be just made up in your eye just voices.
34:57
I think a good portion of that scene is cut
34:59
out I think you guys have
35:02
a little bit of a fight.
35:03
I really do and I think we cut it out That's
35:05
probably what happened now that may have been cut
35:08
out before we ever shot it in the writing. No, no,
35:10
no It we shot it a certain way
35:12
and when the dailies came back you called me and
35:14
said
35:15
What the fuck cuz you know it cuz the end of it right
35:17
there when I watched it there I was like it's a weird
35:19
fucking ending. It just right like well,
35:21
that's what it was. It probably cut the scene in half Yeah,
35:23
see you got cut Wow. Thanks. Good
35:25
work. Have good work Connolly.
35:27
Good work. That's why I'm a first We'll call it for
35:30
the podcast. We can't get her on the podcast But um
35:32
that house that opening shot in that house is incredible.
35:35
What a great house So Sam Nazarian who owns
35:37
that house anymore, but yeah, that's right It went
35:39
directly across the street from Leo's house. I mean
35:41
that house looks so goddamn
35:44
good It was so hard to film there, but it looks
35:46
incredible film there much. We did
35:48
the one season there Yeah, but if we were even we
35:50
weren't even there much during that it seemed like
35:52
well Sam acted
35:53
in the episode He was good and him and Brent both
35:55
has had hide wait hide which is now
35:58
called off sunset stock tip
35:59
Dave's favorite place that he got thrown out of. Dave
36:02
got bounced from Hyde from an illegal
36:04
entry. Wait, does Brent talk in this episode?
36:07
Yeah, he was with Sam. I turned my back for a second or
36:09
something. Yeah, he was with Sam. That must have been when Colley
36:11
went for his conference, his CEO conference. Yo,
36:13
but one of the things about that house, Kev, there
36:15
was never
36:16
that area, like
36:18
the season three house, the kitchen was such
36:20
that
36:21
you could almost put any scene in the kitchen, right?
36:24
This house didn't have that kitchen. What
36:26
it did have was a 300 degree view of Los
36:28
Angeles. So
36:31
we did. All right, let's get Dylan
36:33
at the grill. Great pull. That's
36:35
probably a $25, $30 million house. I'm
36:39
sure. I mean, it looks incredible though. Even like the
36:41
shots where you see the pool in the background, that pool is so
36:44
blue and you see like a little bit of
36:46
the Hollywood look. It's amazing. And
36:49
then when we come and then the next episode is actually
36:51
we can and that would wrap
36:53
up season four of all the
36:55
episodes that we've covered. Wow. What have you thought
36:58
of this season as a whole? We had problems with this season
37:00
at times, didn't we? I
37:02
know I feel, you know, now that
37:04
watching it and knowing that Candace
37:06
coming up next, I think season four is great. Right.
37:09
Yeah, there were a couple episodes that I thought were
37:11
less, but I thought this episode was great. I love that last
37:13
episode. I mean, let's talk about more about this
37:15
episode. I mean, Reese, he's
37:18
so good.
37:20
And you represent
37:22
Anna Ferrisy. Nice. Nice.
37:25
What do you call your fruit cup? Yeah. Dylan
37:29
and I. I can't remember my line, but I said, I
37:31
like a lot of options too while traveling
37:34
abroad. I got one
37:36
case, you fruit cup. Dylan
37:41
and I had a, there was a Dylan and I, I don't
37:43
know if it was maybe because we're getting close to the
37:45
end of the season, but Dylan and I had
37:47
a couple. When I walk out of the
37:49
scene, we're out on the back
37:50
patio. Dylan is like turns around and he gives
37:52
me just a whip on the ass. Slapped
37:54
your ass. I remember. Really, really, really hard.
37:57
You made me pay for that later. I know on
37:59
the runway.
37:59
didn't get caught. You probably had to cut it. That was
38:02
a hard day. Are we, can we say that? Are
38:04
we in agreement? Does everybody remember that was a really hard day?
38:06
Even at a, Piven out a bit of a meltdown. Kanye
38:08
was late.
38:09
Like a lot was Kanye kept us sitting there for a long
38:11
time. It was Friday. We were all shot.
38:14
What I remember, I was really concerned about like
38:17
Sidney Pollock being there and
38:19
I just wanted to get him done, get him in and get
38:22
him out. Yeah. You know? And God,
38:24
I'm, I'm having weird things. He might've
38:26
been sick. I swear to God. I think he was. I think
38:28
he was. I think he already
38:32
was kind of diagnosed. Yeah.
38:34
We already knew it. Right. Terrible,
38:36
terrible, terrible. What else did he, what else? I mean, I
38:38
feel like we're leaving. Cause he acted.
38:41
I mean, Kubrick directed eyes wide shut. Sidney Pollock.
38:43
Yeah. What would be his, his big, I mean, out
38:45
of Africa was,
38:47
I think he won the Oscar for three
38:49
days in the condor. Now
38:52
you're making me look like I don't know anything about. Yeah.
38:57
But all in all, I mean, I dunno, the
38:59
episode to me, I dunno, I,
39:01
I feel like part of the production gets
39:04
in my head and it feels like we were
39:06
saving up.
39:07
Not that we ever saved money, but you
39:09
know, you do when you're going to blow it out
39:11
like that in can, you know, you
39:14
keep the belt slightly tighter for the previous,
39:17
the previous episode. Exactly. That was a probably
39:19
a super cheap episode. But I do want to bring up the,
39:22
the shot you gave me to the ribs. Yeah.
39:24
Yeah. You gave me a shot to the ribs. I
39:27
slapped you in the ass and you were like, all right, I'm
39:29
going to get you back. So that day and that
39:31
final day
39:33
you walked by and you threw like an elbow
39:35
or maybe a punch to the ribs, like a low
39:37
bone. Yeah. And I was
39:39
like, all right. All right. All
39:41
right. We got it. I put Dylan to a
39:43
knee it. Please spare me. Like
39:45
I was like, you're going to get it bro. Yeah. You're going
39:47
to get it when you're least expected.
39:50
I was like looking at Dan Addison. I think we got it. I
39:52
think we should move on. You literally said,
39:55
can you let this one slide? Man, can you
39:57
give me a pass? I'm going to give you a pass. Yeah.
39:59
a hall pass. Yeah. No, it was
40:02
a it was a it was a good episode. And then
40:04
and then it's just crazy to me. Like the only thing
40:06
that confuses me is the the on affairs
40:09
just kind of ends. Yeah, it just kind of yeah
40:11
never to be seen. And then what happens
40:14
to silo? I don't know. We're
40:17
gonna have to wait and find out. You're gonna have to wait and find
40:19
out. Lucas is there. Hey Lucas Lucas Allen
40:21
in the booth. Do you know why
40:23
the guys end up decide? Oh, oh, oh.
40:26
After Medin comes out.
40:28
Everybody gets everybody gets axed, right?
40:30
Oh,
40:31
because everybody hates because everybody hates that.
40:33
So silo goes away. That's gotta be what
40:36
it is. Should have put Mike Tyson in Medin. It
40:38
would have been a much better film. What is Mike Tyson doing
40:40
in Medin? I don't know. It's an Amazon show. I
40:42
don't know what it is. Somebody said it to me. I
40:44
posted it and it's called
40:47
Medin. It's on Amazon Prime and he's in
40:49
it. He's in it. Yeah. Is he acting like is he playing
40:51
Mike Tyson? Is he playing a character? I have no idea. We
40:54
have to look at that trailer. We definitely have to look at a trailer and
40:56
we haven't talked about the Ari storyline at all. Yeah. Let's talk
40:58
about the story. I mean, Piven's great
41:00
and then Perry Perry looks so hot.
41:04
Crazy. But you know, it's like the guilt trip
41:06
of like trying to get ditched the wife on a trip. What?
41:10
That's
41:10
my mom talking about. Yeah, exactly.
41:13
But you know, listen
41:15
this weekend in the behind, you know, when the Bahamas, you
41:18
know, all guys golf
41:20
trip. I was talking about your wife with you.
41:22
Of course. But it was not
41:24
going to be any other way. Not that I would have wanted that
41:26
three rounds of coffee. That's
41:28
what I mean. I think she was at as I literally we
41:31
played from morning till till
41:33
night. We played golf. But you know, I was never
41:35
I was never going without this is
41:37
like, you know, the old school thing that guys don't want to take
41:39
boys trips without
41:40
their wives. Were you like now this is like Taboo's
41:42
subject, but I thought it was a
41:45
very realistic portrayal of a couple that's been
41:47
married for 20 years where the agent
41:49
wants to go away with the movie star. He
41:51
doesn't want to cause any trouble, but you know what? He wants
41:53
to have a good time. And you
41:55
know, and I was very funny and having
41:58
Lloyd as his second wife, you know, too
42:00
was funny. And, and you know what I liked the Dylan,
42:02
you have to recite it because it was, it was Pippin's
42:05
line, but it's, it was a fucking funny
42:07
line. It was gross. The herpes line is very funny. You
42:09
know, like you'll learn after a few
42:11
years of marriage that a wife is like a herpes
42:13
sore. She comes and goes when she feels
42:15
like, you
42:18
know, but a Pippin was great. They
42:20
were all great and Rex was awesome.
42:22
And had you ever been bumped from a
42:25
private plane? I,
42:26
you know, I remember that happening.
42:28
Oh, that's the other thing. What'd you say? We could put the
42:30
wee little man in the compartment and the
42:32
up, up, and then above head
42:34
compartment. So the night before the script comes out,
42:36
I get a call
42:37
landline landline, heavy landline
42:39
days. Doug, what's up? He's like,
42:41
so the script's coming out tomorrow.
42:44
There's a line in it. Don't
42:46
give me a hard time. I think it's funny. I'm
42:48
like, Oh boy, here we go. A rare awarding
42:50
shop before the script game. But, um, nah,
42:53
man, it was good. I'm really sensitive about
42:55
the short lines. I think I thought that was a
42:57
really good one. That was it. Yeah. Like I don't know
43:00
what a little guy in the upper compartment. I don't understand
43:02
what I'm saying. Ari miscount five
43:04
people. I don't get it. I think he was doing like a quick,
43:07
he had to answer and to spit something out.
43:09
So he just said, he said the wrong thing, but marquee
43:11
jets is done. Right. And well, marquee
43:14
jets is long done, but wheels up was
43:16
the company. Cause we got
43:18
your boy Kenny Dictor in there. Kenny. Well,
43:20
he's not, he's not there. He's not with the
43:22
company. No,
43:23
he was, he was removed from the company. Like
43:25
a unceremoniously. Is that going to happen to me
43:27
here? It's very
43:30
positive. Again, this is very like the chimps.
43:32
There's someone in the waiting. And when they see
43:34
an opportunity, they club you over the head with a fig
43:36
leaf. No, but I mean the can aspect,
43:38
the wheels up aspect, uh, silo.
43:41
I mean, there was a lot of strange coincidences and
43:43
covering the sentence. It's pretty strange, really good, pretty
43:45
strange. And we have no idea what's happening and what's going
43:48
on. And what's funny, we watch the show and it's truly like
43:50
we're watching it for the first time. Yeah. But tell me
43:52
you left out
43:53
didn't do. I not remember Piven
43:55
throwing grapes at Kanye on
43:58
the, in the plane. I remember something like that. Yeah,
44:00
which I need to find out why
44:02
he was doing that which I'm glad he did maybe he was doing it
44:04
for the Jews He was chewing it up. He was chewing up
44:07
chewing up pretty good that episode
44:09
Kanye Pretty
44:12
good in that episode, but but you think the
44:14
grapes were saying that my
44:16
understanding of it was you know
44:18
Obviously Kanye is a rapper But like he's
44:20
not an actor and and he had a good
44:23
chunk of dialogue that he was having a hard time
44:25
Delivering so pivot through great. Yeah, he made
44:27
it all up Because he did it because he didn't
44:29
know his lines, right? So he what were
44:31
his lines by the way It's interesting that you remember that cuz I
44:34
that definitely was not written But I just remember telling
44:36
Piven like dude guys having a hard time you
44:38
like Piven was like doing bits I was like
44:40
is he hitting with a grape? I'm like Can't
44:48
imagine that's helping his Performance
44:51
along the way, you know not
44:53
to try to be a shrink but you can actually see that he's
44:55
kind of Mentally unbalanced
44:57
in the scene. You know what I mean? It's funny like You
45:01
see how he walks by Ari in the beginning
45:03
like
45:04
he's how dog is looking way too far
45:06
into it now I see the early layers
45:08
of the anti-semitism No,
45:11
no, I first walks in so I get the anti-semitism
45:13
bipolar. I mean, it's just clearly
45:15
yeah, I Overall
45:18
for this episode for myself. I will give myself
45:20
a Grade my performance at a 7.5
45:23
But I did remember one thing that I made a clear
45:25
decision on and all these years later
45:27
It's my favorite thing that I did when
45:29
I came in out of breath Like
45:33
I had been running through the parking lot I
45:36
remember after the first take you do you were like, what
45:38
are you doing? I ran from the car I'm
45:41
playing this scene out of breath. I'm
45:44
playing this scene out of breath That's
45:46
weird, man. That's weird. All right. Sure. I guess
45:48
theoretically. I'm like I'm late. I want to play it
45:51
like I'm running So I like it. I like it and
45:53
I come in how far do you think you I
45:55
was like running in place? Well,
45:57
whatever there's gonna no way to get around this not so
45:59
sounding snobby, but I'd flown out of that airport
46:02
a bunch of times. Ooh. And I know
46:04
roughly the running distance,
46:06
if you were to park and run. So
46:09
you really wanted to realistic. He ran in place how
46:11
many steps? Because I wasn't in the top of the seat. So now I
46:13
rate you as a 6.5 because of that run.
46:15
Right, no, but I got that. I'll give myself, I'm
46:17
gonna give myself a 0.5. Did you
46:20
really run in place? I was running in place
46:22
while we were rolling, and then when
46:25
I got queued by Gary Goldblum, whoever. Try doing a
46:27
couple pushups, maybe you get a little peck. Can
46:29
you imagine
46:29
him and your eye line running in place? No, I
46:32
was outside. I was in the parking lot, but
46:34
I just remember you going, what are you, I'm confused. I'm
46:37
late for the plane. I'm running for the plane
46:39
because I didn't want to miss the plane. All right, whatever.
46:41
And then in the next shot,
46:44
when I'm like sitting in the chair, I mean, I don't know,
46:46
I must've been really bored because I was really
46:48
thinking way hard about this. And then I seen, I'm
46:50
then like buckled in the chair. Like
46:53
in the background. I'm so exhausted. Yeah, like it was so
46:55
rough to get there. Oh, you really thought that went through.
46:58
Really? I should've done more of that over the course
47:00
of, I mean, it's hard to, you know, just I'm trying
47:02
to go more detailed into it now, but the timeline,
47:04
you just had to go to Anna's house and have a little conversation
47:07
with her. So
47:08
you think you got stuck at Anna's house for a
47:10
long, long time. Right. We had a drink. I,
47:13
we had a fight. She got fired. You cut the scene in
47:15
half. So it looks like I'm running around. Cause I went back
47:17
to the office. He didn't run into the scene.
47:19
Right. You know, did he go home
47:21
too?
47:22
You know, I think he went home as well. You
47:24
know, we just reminded me, you know, we got to get on the podcast. Tom.
47:27
Tom's great.
47:28
He steals C. Lloyd's, I
47:31
mean, come on, Rex Lee is the ultimate
47:33
scene stealer. To have somebody threatening
47:35
his title for stealing his scene.
47:38
With just a hat, by the way, in that scene. Tom is amazing.
47:40
You got to get Tom with anybody. I didn't know his name. Do you remember
47:42
his name? Ah, stupid question. Anybody?
47:45
Dave, I wouldn't expect you to know anything but your name. Where's
47:47
the CEO? The CEO? Is it, you guys got
47:49
to have a, oh, you got to have a sit down meetings with
47:52
the CEO. Talking about your value and what you
47:54
bring. I
47:58
would kill
47:58
to watch Dylan in an.
47:59
end of year review with the CEO.
48:02
Listen, if you're the new CEO, let me start right
48:04
out of the game. Where's my fucking money?
48:06
I'll tell you that right now. I am the fucking
48:09
game man. Come on in here and audition
48:11
for me. Oh, I want you to tell me why you're
48:13
the right guy for this job.
48:16
I want you to tell me so many weird things are happening
48:18
in action park media. Gary,
48:21
he, he, he brought documents to
48:23
be signed from Andrew Dies Clay. What's happening?
48:25
Well, it's just all joking aside.
48:28
We really are making a strong move here.
48:29
We're bringing in CEO. We're bringing in some people
48:32
to run this company the way that it's supposed to be run. Who's
48:34
going to do Dylan's job? Dylan.
48:37
We got it. By the way, the crazy thing is we have
48:39
the talent part of it covered. Now all we need
48:41
is somebody that knows how to run a business and we
48:43
should be good to go. So we got our
48:46
four years in. We got our guy. Yeah. But you
48:48
know, I'll tell you, I learned over these four
48:50
years, I learned a lot and it's better that it's happening
48:52
now. Because two years ago, I wasn't
48:54
ready to hand over the keys. You do. So the
48:57
pot is basically begging. I don't,
48:59
I don't have
48:59
any pot. Dave brought in some pot yesterday.
49:02
I took one hit of it. I have a question
49:04
for most. I started crying. I was so
49:06
emotional. I want to know that weed
49:08
is like fucking Dave. I need to know what
49:10
happened today. I went to walk boo out
49:13
to the parking lot. I opened the door and
49:15
left it open. You sort of followed me,
49:17
but you weren't really with me. You were kind of like, well,
49:19
he had to put money in the meter. Oh, my meter. Okay.
49:22
So why'd you lock the door? Because
49:23
I was worried another dog like
49:26
Trudy would run out. Okay. All right.
49:28
You know what? There's no content here. Good answer. Can we get some more
49:30
dogs in here? I mean, you guys and your dogs,
49:32
there's eight dogs in this office right now. That's
49:35
crazy. I saw two. Theo
49:37
Trudy. Brandon Quinn plays
49:40
Tom. What's his name, Luke? Brandon
49:43
Quinn. Brandon Quinn. Dave, he's
49:45
vying for your job. You're going to have a CEO.
49:47
You're in review. Dave, when's
49:50
your sit down with Anthony Tejaro? That's
49:52
what I want to know. New CEO of action
49:54
park media. I don't know. I've never met him. Oh,
49:57
it sounded aggressive by the way.
49:59
He better fucking come find me.
50:02
He said, who is this
50:04
Anthony guy? Anyway, CEO,
50:07
bro. I can't tell. I don't want to
50:09
get depressed because I actually have been very happy.
50:11
And no, I think so. But
50:14
the show, like it,
50:16
it's so good. This stuff on
50:18
Ramble on will be so, you love
50:21
yourself some action park gossip. It's
50:23
great. And I need to know what's happening. And we'll
50:26
talk about things we can't
50:28
talk about on things. Well, I'm
50:30
not going to bring it up, but the one thing I'll say,
50:32
Dylan, who's been very good at, at
50:34
understanding this, when you walk through the doors of action
50:37
park media, you're walking into content. So
50:39
if you do something dumb, if you do something
50:41
aggressive, like I, when I yelled at Connelly,
50:43
he posted it. It's just what happened.
50:46
We got
50:46
some things we didn't post.
50:49
Some things didn't make the cut. We actually, when
50:54
last week, when we took the week off, we read that a show,
50:57
we
50:58
teetered around with like, doing like outtakes
51:01
or like hot mics before. But
51:03
the whole point is that it's like, it's a hot mic. I
51:05
can't
51:06
air stuff that someone on someone
51:08
on the review page, someone on the review page was very
51:11
upset. They said, they said,
51:14
I think they said VTP they
51:16
call us. I guess you've made it when someone makes you VTP
51:18
victory, victory, victory, victory. But
51:20
they said,
51:22
they've lost it. And everyone I
51:24
know my age
51:26
or no, not everyone I know my age, everyone, my age
51:29
is over this podcast. Everyone this person knows
51:32
is over this podcast because we've repeated.
51:34
Now I want to say, what do we repeat it? Oh, we rebroadcast.
51:37
Yeah. By the way, television shows rebroadcast
51:39
all the time. I don't know that we've done.
51:41
No, I just want to say something crystal clear. We
51:44
really, so wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. You
51:46
reran. He did a repeat episode. We did the Larry
51:50
Charles and the script in the Sherpa
51:53
episodes. And it was one of the early ones. Someone
51:55
is really upset about that. They said they're
51:56
done with us aside from my insufferable
51:59
voice. episode but what
52:01
I want to say is 50 or 160 in a row. I
52:03
need to say this. I need to say this. Okay.
52:07
Johnny Carson, Bill Maher. These
52:09
people make $50 million a year and
52:11
they work four months, five months
52:13
a year. We've been doing this three
52:16
years, four years,
52:18
maybe three weeks. We've missed, we've
52:20
missed maybe three weeks and,
52:23
and honestly, this is no if not the Kevin.
52:26
We don't really get paid. We don't get
52:28
paid. It's really hard to do everyone
52:34
a week for, for, you know, eventually we do it because
52:36
we like it. So to have this asshole
52:38
come on and say everyone that his
52:41
age should stop. I think you should stop reading the
52:44
page. What else am I going to do? I don't have
52:46
a job. It's just like, it's just asking
52:47
for trouble. It's like the only way I can get rid of the
52:49
baby. Cause I got the baby all day. If not, I got to go.
52:51
Sorry. I got, I got shit to do. I got
52:54
to comb through these reviews. Dave, what's up?
52:56
You're having a hard Dave's having a stroke. I
52:58
know a bonus episode. You never, you never
53:01
posted. Good talk. What was the
53:03
bonus? I have no idea what he's talking about. You
53:05
guys, the week after Gary Busey ride, you guys
53:07
did one with me for like 15 minutes. Never
53:09
made the air. Dave, you got
53:11
to put that on. Well, I
53:13
wonder why that didn't make the air. You'll have,
53:15
you'll be talking about that with CEO Anthony
53:17
soon. You'll be hearing about that episode. Yeah.
53:20
The victory of pod fan. But again,
53:23
reiterating, reiterating to the, to the people
53:25
who like us
53:26
good reviews on Apple and elsewhere
53:28
helps us following the podcast, telling
53:30
other people about it to the action park media,
53:32
YouTube page. Yup. Subscribe to the page.
53:35
Emmanuel's episode, I believe finally made
53:37
it up there. That's the other thing also.
53:39
I can't wait until the CEO comes in because Connelly look,
53:42
I enjoy your hot in here by the way.
53:44
Yes. I enjoy your quick shift podcast.
53:47
Okay. Sean Avery, but
53:49
you've now seem to put all your,
53:51
your, your chips into that basket.
53:54
So Emmanuel, you have superstar
53:57
Emmanuel, Emmanuel's evergreen.
53:59
Do you know how many DMS
54:02
I got? Where is the Emmanuel?
54:04
Emmanuel is evergreen. Is it on YouTube now? Yes.
54:06
All right. So everyone can see and she looks
54:09
great. I mean, she always does, but I'm just
54:11
saying she looked. Yeah, no, Emmanuel. And
54:13
it was it was before you got to the Bahamas. So
54:15
you were less tan. So she just looks golden.
54:17
Right. I look super white. Less tan with his Connolly.
54:20
Got a nice maple syrupy brown tan going
54:23
on. He doesn't really get he's like bacon.
54:25
He gets a little pink. You know, I put
54:27
a lot of block on out there. I mean,
54:29
I was
54:29
layered at on every time. I felt
54:32
like I was like a dead man walking
54:34
every everybody on the island was like,
54:36
Hey, Connolly, make sure you're throwing some sunblock.
54:38
Cover that guy up. Get him out of the sun. Hey,
54:41
cover that translucent boy chest
54:43
cheaters. Like, yo, Connolly here. An umbrella
54:46
over that guy. Cheaters like Connolly
54:48
sun tan lotion on me to
54:51
go into the pro shop and put him on my tab
54:54
bursting into flames on the what's happening
54:56
over there. The best is when Ari says to
54:59
I like it.
55:00
He's like, you
55:02
come back when you're tan or tall. Yeah,
55:05
it never bothered me. Didn't
55:08
bother me then. I don't know why you thought that.
55:10
Oh, I just thought it was
55:13
not necessary line. I don't remember any lines
55:15
like that on bowlers. Do you? I'm just asking. That's
55:18
all. Don't don't get into the message board. Stay out
55:20
of the message board. Stop reading the comments. Follow
55:23
all the pages. Good talk. Sorry.
55:25
I should have put the air conditioner on. It's fucking hot. Yeah,
55:28
I'm sorry. My new CEO is turning it
55:30
off. All the power. That's it. All right. All
55:32
right.
55:32
Take it apart.
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